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It's for the best.
You don't want to develop a subservient personality trait.
[groans]
Asshole.
Yeah, that sounds nice.
You seem desperate to have sex, I don't know why.
Hey.
["Boys Don't Cry" by The Cure playing]
I hope so.
that you are one of Moordale's proudest achievements.
Why? It very was boring.
Oh, yes.
Otis had nothing to do with it.
I'd read all of Jane Austen by the time I was 12.
[sighs]
♪ Overhead, overhead, overhead Overhead, overhead, overhead  ♪
Eh... I'm an odd person.
Otis?
[sighs]
[sighs]
What?
-He's not my detention pal. -We're not friends.
-Milburn. -Yes, sir.
[laughs]
But I really want to have sex.
But...
[panting]
[sniffles]
And reality can be... just, quite different.
but I did feel that it was important to tell you
[growls]
We just rode down this hill for no reason, didn't we?
♪ And I could never stand the taste ♪
-[gasps] -So, this mean I can have sex now?
She gets up every morning to take you to swimming.
-you are not to shut me out. -♪ I would say I'm sorry if I thought ♪
This is becoming hostile now, Otis.
You sent us the first chapter of Bringing Up Men.
♪ Shoot it up ♪
-Otis? -[groans]
[tuts]
What did you say?
Thanks.
-Oh... -Why won't it go in?
[sighs]
Look, well, at least you went to the dance with an actual girl.
She shows you every day that she loves you.
Whoo! Whoo!
[sighs] Well, ye-- yes, okay, sure, but... A little bit, maybe, but it...
[whispers] Come on.
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