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- Did you just set off the alarm in there? - Yeah, I-i did.
Listen, I got big fucking news.
See anything?
Jerry: Really great, Virginia. Thank you.
Anyway, I'll have some lemonade.
- I thought she was buying it at first. - She's not buying it.
- It's obvious I made it up. - I don't know what you believe.
Yeah. Hey, Jeff, it's officer krupke.
A buck? Fine.
Why don't you go take a walk around the block, okay?
I was by the lemonade stand talking to some youngsters.
Yeah.
Of course I don't have a sign like that.
- That's good. - Ugh.
- Call me hester. - I won't call you hester.
- It was great. - Larry: All right, okay.
The TiVo guy wants to know the name of the guy
Okay.
Jerry: Look, believe me, you probably
Shiv om yadav
George? Oh my god.
- Was it Tom or something? - I just want you to know...
Couldn't stand another "how we met" story?
* the trouble is he's growing *
Okay.
- Larry: Hi, hey. - Dennis: Hello hello hello.
Do you know where the warranty card is on the TiVo?
Whatever two people do, or three people do,
She wouldn't tell me. I said, "what happened?"
- No, sir. - What?
Right there at the site. Hi, Larry, what's up?
- Seriously, what's worse than trying on pants? - Exactly.
If tech wants to get in there, it could be two hours.
- May I be excused? - Susie: Get the hell out of here.
Because I-i have feelings for her
I think it's pretty brilliant, actually.
I'm having an allergy attack.
- I don't know. I don't know his name. - ( Larry laughing )
Jerry: Thank you. A pleasure.
They're not here, so...
* gee, officer krupke, krup you. *
By the way, they wanted to say "fuck you."
I'm Larry David. I happen to enjoy wearing women's panties.
Thank you. Oh, thank you. Come on.