Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

* gee, officer krupke, we're very upset *
- Lemonade. - Mister, come here.
You gotta tell hr I was in a car accident
They're buds, and you just... you know, just piss all over it.
- So what? - Okay.
Good for you. I got a sign at my house, okay?
- Boy: Turd! - Girl: Loser!
I'm terrible at auditioning.
- Shall we get started? - Yes.
Well, you wouldn't. But if you're going to do it,
Virginia: Yeah, I bet, exactly.
You're Larry David and you like comfort
- Hey, I'm good. - Why don't you go?
So I'm gonna return them today.
The stand needs a little supervision, that's all I'm saying.
Completely and utterly brilliant.
First of all, we didn't lose them. They're gone.
- All right, who are you? - I'm Larry David.
Think of something, all right?
I'm so sorry.
I mean, I was a little flattered.
- It was really nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
Larry, you have a security tag on your pants.
* the trouble is he's crazy *
- ( Toys clatter ) - hey.
Fire alarm.
* gee, officer krupke, we're very upset... *
- Thanks, guys. So we'll talk later? - Yeah.
You know, she... she was good.
Mark: Was it Tom or something?
- Help me please. - This is really odd.
Go ahead. I wanna hear.
Are you kidding? I'm not gonna wait that long.
all right, all right. Enough enough.
- Ugh, I hope it was okay. - Mark: It was great.
- I was not looking you over, paranoid. - ( Knocking )
You're a fucking friend.
- Hey, how's Dennis? - He's really good.
- Why not? - I'm embarrassed.
Susie: His car is all fucked up. Who's that?
doesn't mean you have any right to get mad at me, okay?
Larry, just because Cheryl is curious
- Really? - Yeah, Matt krupke.
* 'cause no one loves a fellow with a social disease *
I'm gonna report you guys for that.
- I'm very comfortable with that. - Very comfortable.
are gonna be better off
What? Yeah, that's what I told her.
- Oh my god. - Wait wait, don't go.
- Really? - ( alarm beeping )
Jesus.
- It's clean. - Clean.
- I wanted to, you know, save it. - This is so fantastic.
Next stop, comedy town.
in my glove compartment.
I saw her car. There's not a scratch on it.