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HEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO THESE PEOPLE.
WHY IS HE WORRIED?
AFTER ALL THESE MONTHS OF SAVING,
WHAT SALARY? I DON'T HAVE A JOB.
OH, HEY, I WANNA SHOW YOU MY NEW DRESS.
I DON'T NEED A FAT SWAMI FOR TONIGHT'S GAME.
WHAT'S YOUR BIGGEST EXPENSE?
YOU'D BE SITTING HERE RIGHT NOW WITH $320 IN YOUR POCKET?
THAT IF YOU HAD INVESTED $10 IN YOUR OWN SYSTEM,
[crowd cheering]
I DON'T KNOW THE BOOKIE'S NAME.
OH, YOU ARE A HOUSE.
BUT YOU JUST PREDICTED THE UPSET OF THE YEAR.
(Raj) BYE, DONNA.
BUT I'LL ASK HIM.
A BUNCH OF FOOTBALL EXPERTS OR DWAYNE?
IT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE.
WELL, MAYBE YOU'RE JUST LUCKY.
$500.
OH, HE WENT OUT TO GET YOU GUYS SOME REFRESHMENTS.
OH, YEAH. IKE BET THE GAME FOR YOU.
WOW. DONNA MUSTN'T BE TOO MAD IF HE CAN STILL MAKE IT TO THE PHONE.
OH, WHO'S WINNING?
THEY'RE A COMBINATION OF ALL THE LEFTOVERS
YEAH?
YEAH, ME TOO.
$500!
LATER. THE GAME'S COMING ON.
DWAYNE, PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE KIDDING.
[laughs]
OK. BYE, NOW.
IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU STOPPED GAMBLING.
YEAH, TAMPA BAY $500. YEAH, I'LL HOLD.
TO PUT $10 ON TAMPA BAY FOR ME.
THAT'S WHAT YOU GOT.
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
RERUN, ASK YOUR BROTHER-IN-LAW, IKE,
HEY, WELL, GET IT OUT OF THERE BEFORE IT SPOILS MY TWINKIES.
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OTHER HALF?
OH, YOU BET.
♪ [humming]
I FLUNKED ENGLISH 5 TIMES IN A ROW,
OK, HERE IT IS.
THE CALL TO A FRIEND.
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