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And then?
[ Cheering ]
I have a lot of them
Oh, good!
We don't have it.
- Okay. - Get it. That's it. That's it, that's it.
Okay, remember which one it is?
I just do some minor alterations- you know, add the secret pockets you order.
♪♪ [ Ends ]
♪♪ [ Chorus Singing In African Language ]
We've been going out with the twins for a year now, and we still haven't had sex.
Dude where’s my van Where’s your van dude
Hey. What- You can't-
- [ Woman ] And then? - Got those sweetjumpsuits so we could look sh—
you fool!
- We'll save you. - Yeah. You can depend on us.
- Yeah. It's that easy. - Thank you both very much.
- I could go for some Chinese food. - [ Girls ] That sounds great.
- ♪♪ [ Choir Vocalizing ] - Sweet!
I'm assuming we were. What kind of boyfriends would we be ifwe weren't?
- [ Object Clatters, Cat Yowls ] - I guess it was the mailman.
Yep. Right here.
- Ooh! - Oh! Ohh!
Well, I touched Christie Boner's hoo-hoo;
- No and then! - And then? - No and then!
Psst!
- But the universe. - [ Mocking Accent ] Screw the universe.
THE DAY AFTER THE COMPANY CHRISTMAS PARTY DUDE, Where's my car?
- That's not all we bought, dude. - ♪♪ [ Hip-hop ]
I said I am an honorable man.
[ Ostriches Pounding ]
Hey! Leave him alone! He doesn't know anything!
[ Boys ] Zoltan!
[ Yells ] Oh, dude, you're a dude! That's—
What did you buy dude? Dude where are my stubs?
Mr. Lee, tailor, make special suits for you.
- [Jesse ] My back itches, dude. - [ Wanda ] Jesse you got a tattoo!
Come on, Kojak. Moron.
Shibby! Low five!
Listen, I'm really sorry about all this.
Sweet!
And then?
- You know, you're really starting to piss me off, lady. - And then?
- And then? - And the cookies fortune.
Zebulon
Oh, cool.
you will be spending a lot of time with the ever-popular Mark.
Damn! You can't be the guys we're looking for. Sorry.
Reaching onto this side ofthe counter is not allowed.
All right, next stop: Find my car.
- And then? And then? - No and then!
This is important. We intercepted an interstellar message...
I sure hope my money's in there.
and then um, nothing else, because I'm done giving you referrals that's 10 already
♪♪ [ Ends ]
UNBILLED? No! NO UNBILLED!
- They must be in your car. - Right, they're in the car.
And then? And Then?
You fake-breasted sluts.
- Hoo-hoos? - You mean...
But who's laughing now, huh?
Hey, it's Mrs. Crabbleman. She'll give us a ride.
Shh, shh.
And then we're going to go to the twins' house and beg for them to take us back.
Okay, let's see. The last place we remember being last night was-
[ Cooing ]
- You ordered pizza? - Yeah. I figured we'd get hungry.
- Sure has, Jesse. - [ Sobs ]
- Oh, God. That's the good part. - Once you have seen this-
Wait a second. Let's recap.
It's been— [ Voice Cracks ] It's been a long strange trip, dude.
"dude, where's my apparatus of kwalish?"
Oh, yeah. This is how blind people shake hands.
How do you keep popping up like this? [ Laughs ]
- [ Bird Caws ] - Ow!
They're interstellarjumpsuits.
No. Here, let me show you.
Hey, Nelson, let me order.
All right. Pierre, just focus here.
[ Girl #1 ] And now you're probably just sitting on the couch in your underwear-
I don't know where those two slackers are, but I bet you those punks over there do.
No, that's it.
Guess they haven't been outside yet. Oh.
Ohh. I HEART U.
Ifwe really did give one ofyou guys a ride last night...
- What was that? - Tommy's gotten to Nelson.
- It is going to be... - [ Moans, Sighs ]
Maybe somebody like Jesse or Chester.
They haven't.
- Hey! I've got a plane to catch. - Ow!
I'm a little bit fuzzy too. Maybe if I could get...
Wait a second. I just got a really bad feeling in the pit of my stomach.
- Shibby. - Yeah.
Rick here will tell you exactly where your car is.
[Jesse ] Aw, man. I'm sensing something very Canadian about this place.
and ifwe see it, we'll give you a call.
Look at this stuff!
- ♪♪ [ Rock ] - [ Man Speaking Spanish Over P.A. ]
Choice excellent my friend
Gender challenge male
Thanks Winix