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Maybe somebody like Jesse or Chester.
Rick here will tell you exactly where your car is.
I'm assuming we were. What kind of boyfriends would we be ifwe weren't?
Mr. Lee, tailor, make special suits for you.
- Shibby. - Yeah.
[ Cheering ]
Hey, it's Mrs. Crabbleman. She'll give us a ride.
And then we're going to go to the twins' house and beg for them to take us back.
Shibby! Low five!
- And then? - And the cookies fortune.
you fool!
Yep. Right here.
Gender challenge male
- No and then! - And then? - No and then!
Come on, Kojak. Moron.
Oh, good!
- [Jesse ] My back itches, dude. - [ Wanda ] Jesse you got a tattoo!
We don't have it.
"dude, where's my apparatus of kwalish?"
Listen, I'm really sorry about all this.
Ohh. I HEART U.
Wait a second. Let's recap.
And then?
Oh, yeah. This is how blind people shake hands.
I just do some minor alterations- you know, add the secret pockets you order.
- I could go for some Chinese food. - [ Girls ] That sounds great.
Thanks Winix
♪♪ [ Ends ]
[ Cooing ]
[ Ostriches Pounding ]
- Hey! I've got a plane to catch. - Ow!
Choice excellent my friend
They're interstellarjumpsuits.
Oh, cool.
I said I am an honorable man.
UNBILLED? No! NO UNBILLED!
- And then? And then? - No and then!
I don't know where those two slackers are, but I bet you those punks over there do.
and then um, nothing else, because I'm done giving you referrals that's 10 already
[Jesse ] Aw, man. I'm sensing something very Canadian about this place.
Sweet!
Guess they haven't been outside yet. Oh.
Hey. What- You can't-
Well, I touched Christie Boner's hoo-hoo;
We've been going out with the twins for a year now, and we still haven't had sex.
And then? And Then?
Okay, let's see. The last place we remember being last night was-
Zebulon
I sure hope my money's in there.
They haven't.
Okay, remember which one it is?
- Okay. - Get it. That's it. That's it, that's it.
Look at this stuff!
And then?
You fake-breasted sluts.
- But the universe. - [ Mocking Accent ] Screw the universe.
Damn! You can't be the guys we're looking for. Sorry.
- Ooh! - Oh! Ohh!
All right. Pierre, just focus here.
Ifwe really did give one ofyou guys a ride last night...
Wait a second. I just got a really bad feeling in the pit of my stomach.
♪♪ [ Chorus Singing In African Language ]
- That's not all we bought, dude. - ♪♪ [ Hip-hop ]
- They must be in your car. - Right, they're in the car.
- ♪♪ [ Rock ] - [ Man Speaking Spanish Over P.A. ]
- [ Woman ] And then? - Got those sweetjumpsuits so we could look sh—
- You ordered pizza? - Yeah. I figured we'd get hungry.
Hey, Nelson, let me order.
I have a lot of them
- Oh, God. That's the good part. - Once you have seen this-
- You know, you're really starting to piss me off, lady. - And then?
- What was that? - Tommy's gotten to Nelson.
It's been— [ Voice Cracks ] It's been a long strange trip, dude.
Psst!
Shh, shh.
But who's laughing now, huh?
- Hoo-hoos? - You mean...
Hey! Leave him alone! He doesn't know anything!
♪♪ [ Ends ]
What did you buy dude? Dude where are my stubs?
I'm a little bit fuzzy too. Maybe if I could get...
Reaching onto this side ofthe counter is not allowed.
No, that's it.
How do you keep popping up like this? [ Laughs ]
No. Here, let me show you.
THE DAY AFTER THE COMPANY CHRISTMAS PARTY DUDE, Where's my car?
- [ Object Clatters, Cat Yowls ] - I guess it was the mailman.
[ Girl #1 ] And now you're probably just sitting on the couch in your underwear-
- Yeah. It's that easy. - Thank you both very much.
you will be spending a lot of time with the ever-popular Mark.
- [ Bird Caws ] - Ow!
All right, next stop: Find my car.
This is important. We intercepted an interstellar message...
- We'll save you. - Yeah. You can depend on us.
- ♪♪ [ Choir Vocalizing ] - Sweet!
[ Boys ] Zoltan!
[ Yells ] Oh, dude, you're a dude! That's—
- It is going to be... - [ Moans, Sighs ]
- Sure has, Jesse. - [ Sobs ]
and ifwe see it, we'll give you a call.