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[ Snickers ]
that you guys can get the car back in a couple of days.
Go ahead and laugh. We are used to being mocked.
A little fuzzy. [ Laughs ]
- awesome! - Zoltan!
JPTheSlayer fuck
I got three words: anger management.
then we give you the Continuum Transfunctioner?
Oh, boy. You got me the first 402, but not number 403.
[ Chuckles ]
Chikn and DogDay peeing longest on Cheezborger and CatNap! Just shut the fuck up! What the fuck did you say?
and we just didn't show up.
- [ Together ] Shibby! - Very sharp. Very sharp.
That's great. That's great.
- [ Grunts ] - Damn! Now those are some big-ass panties.
- And then? - No! No and then!
So is this, dude. It's a break-dancing stripper emergency.
Thanks, dude.
- Hi, Chester. - Hi. [ Giggles ]
I feel awful. The CDC:
SEIDO!
- [ Chiming ] - [ Whines ]
Were we there?
It is all that stands between the universe and completely violent destruction.
- Wow! The hottest ofthe hot. - ♪♪ [ Pop ]
Did you ever.
and I will catch you eventually.
The big bitch is dead!
It's... pudding.
- No! No and then. - And theeennnn?
[ Knocking ]
Stupid Llamas!!
- Yeah. - Dude, where's my car?
Happy anniversary!
We don't have a couple of days. We need the car back now.
♪♪ [ Electronic ]
- and I want some answers! - [ Both ] Uh-oh.
- [ Whip Cracks ] - Hey.
- You gotta activate the- - [ All ] Proton accelerator annihilation beam!
Special treats
- Ifyou don't deliver it to us... - [ Sighs ]
Hey, maybe we got the Continual Trans-sphincter. What's-
Uh... no hablo English.
or else you'll be singing soprano.
[Jesse ] What are you guys doing here?
Nothin'. I just, uh— Boy. Okay. Geez.
- Dude, you're never gonna figure that thing out. - [ Alarm Beeping ]
- Are these losers bothering you, Christie? - No, Tommy.
Yeah. And you know what else? I'll bet you...
- [ Growls ] - Ohh! My balls!
♪♪ [ Choir Vocalizing ]
where are the gifts?
Yeah! Let's do it!
Why don't you just buy another one with all the money you were throwin' around?
Ugh— You are never quite the same.
- [ Man Jiggling Doorknob ] Open up, you two slackers! - Mr. Pizzacoli.
Kelce. Medium... oh boy
Can I get you guys some beers?
Concentrate on the knowledge inside you must.
that superspecial, slippery...
- Huh? - Are you Jesse and Chester?
Okay, dude. There it is. Break time's over.
I did it!
Ah, choice excellent, my friend!
- [ Together ] We found the car! - [ Both Singing ]
- You're right on time. You pick up special suits. - Huh?
- Morning, guys. - [ Chester And Jesse ] Morning, Gene.
Man. All right. You wanna see a trick, man?
we shave his head, and we make him to run through the fields.
Come on!
This where Zoltan hangs out?
- Yeah. Yeah. - I hate that.
Well i don't know!
- It's gonna be totally cool. - Okay.
You got it. [ Laughs ]
Get dressed. We're going to the big house.
I know your body
There you go.
Where's your car, dude?
You know what? We'll take out the trash. You guys take a nice, hot bath.
Sweet!
Ow!
Okay.
Yeah. Uh, that— I'm— That was me. I'm sorry about that one, fellas.
ZIRKZEE!!!
[ Screeching Continues ]
Well, how do you just lose a car?
And then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then
We just wanted to call and thank you guys for trashing our house.
- Not quite yet. - [ Woman's Voice ] Please?
First you give me oral pleasure Then I take your survey
Me? No, I don't see no car.
Hi, Chester. Hi, Jesse.
- Who are you guys? - We are the Keepers of the Continuum Transfunctioner.
- [ Both ] Uh-oh! - [Jesse ] Don't worry, girls.
Yoshi
innerspaceexplorer gets hit by car
- Wow. - Me first.
Special treats is code for sex.
[ Both Laughing ]