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- It's gonna be totally cool. - Okay.
Did you ever.
You know what? We'll take out the trash. You guys take a nice, hot bath.
That's great. That's great.
I got three words: anger management.
- [ Growls ] - Ohh! My balls!
where are the gifts?
Uh... no hablo English.
♪♪ [ Choir Vocalizing ]
Me? No, I don't see no car.
Ugh— You are never quite the same.
- and I want some answers! - [ Both ] Uh-oh.
- You're right on time. You pick up special suits. - Huh?
Well, how do you just lose a car?
JPTheSlayer fuck
So is this, dude. It's a break-dancing stripper emergency.
Chikn and DogDay peeing longest on Cheezborger and CatNap! Just shut the fuck up! What the fuck did you say?
SEIDO!
Come on!
A little fuzzy. [ Laughs ]
- And then? - No! No and then!
- You gotta activate the- - [ All ] Proton accelerator annihilation beam!
- Are these losers bothering you, Christie? - No, Tommy.
Yoshi
- No! No and then. - And theeennnn?
- Morning, guys. - [ Chester And Jesse ] Morning, Gene.
- [ Grunts ] - Damn! Now those are some big-ass panties.
Concentrate on the knowledge inside you must.
and I will catch you eventually.
Nothin'. I just, uh— Boy. Okay. Geez.
and we just didn't show up.
It is all that stands between the universe and completely violent destruction.
we shave his head, and we make him to run through the fields.
Special treats
It's... pudding.
- Ifyou don't deliver it to us... - [ Sighs ]
[ Screeching Continues ]
Thanks, dude.
And then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then
Can I get you guys some beers?
Why don't you just buy another one with all the money you were throwin' around?
- Yeah. - Dude, where's my car?
that you guys can get the car back in a couple of days.
- Yeah. Yeah. - I hate that.
There you go.
I know your body
Happy anniversary!
[ Knocking ]
- Wow. - Me first.
innerspaceexplorer gets hit by car
- Hi, Chester. - Hi. [ Giggles ]
Hi, Chester. Hi, Jesse.
Stupid Llamas!!
- [ Chiming ] - [ Whines ]
- [ Together ] We found the car! - [ Both Singing ]
Man. All right. You wanna see a trick, man?
[ Chuckles ]
The big bitch is dead!
Well i don't know!
or else you'll be singing soprano.
Yeah. Uh, that— I'm— That was me. I'm sorry about that one, fellas.
This where Zoltan hangs out?
that superspecial, slippery...
Sweet!
- awesome! - Zoltan!
Ah, choice excellent, my friend!
We don't have a couple of days. We need the car back now.
Special treats is code for sex.
We just wanted to call and thank you guys for trashing our house.
- [ Man Jiggling Doorknob ] Open up, you two slackers! - Mr. Pizzacoli.
then we give you the Continuum Transfunctioner?
Where's your car, dude?
- Huh? - Are you Jesse and Chester?
[ Both Laughing ]
Okay.
♪♪ [ Electronic ]
Were we there?
You got it. [ Laughs ]
- [ Whip Cracks ] - Hey.
Oh, boy. You got me the first 402, but not number 403.
- [ Both ] Uh-oh! - [Jesse ] Don't worry, girls.
I did it!
First you give me oral pleasure Then I take your survey
ZIRKZEE!!!
Okay, dude. There it is. Break time's over.
I feel awful. The CDC:
Kelce. Medium... oh boy
Go ahead and laugh. We are used to being mocked.
- [ Together ] Shibby! - Very sharp. Very sharp.
Hey, maybe we got the Continual Trans-sphincter. What's-
- Dude, you're never gonna figure that thing out. - [ Alarm Beeping ]
[Jesse ] What are you guys doing here?
[ Snickers ]
- Not quite yet. - [ Woman's Voice ] Please?
Get dressed. We're going to the big house.
Yeah! Let's do it!
- Who are you guys? - We are the Keepers of the Continuum Transfunctioner.
- Wow! The hottest ofthe hot. - ♪♪ [ Pop ]
Ow!
Yeah. And you know what else? I'll bet you...