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- And then? - And then we'll be able to go and get it?
So you're Jesse and Chester.
Hey.
- Yeah. You know what we should do now? - Eat?
- I know. - I know your body.
Just this?
- That was some crazy party, huh? - Hey, have you seen my car?
- [ Electronic Beeping ] - Try it again, and just knock it out ofthe park.
we are the recipients of instructions from extraterrestrials...
We don’t have a couple of days, we need the toilet seats now…
Do you mind if I touch your face? It's the only way I can see who I'm talking to.
Huh?
M— Mo!
Last night, I had the two ofyou sneak a suitcase of stolen money out ofthe club.
- [ Beep ] - Punk-ass kids!
- It's... in my car. - Then get it, fast...
Maybe you should go sit on the toilet.
Busted!
WE ARE HOT CHICKS
Hey... have you guys ever been to Uranus?
- Well, we don't know where they are. - And, frankly, we don't care.
Okay. [ Both Laughing ]
- You're seriously stuck? - I'm stuck!
Maybe we should just.. hit up Gary. Yeahhh
We are supposed to meetJesse and Chester later, but we cannot wait.
I said brown.
Keys. [ Chuckles ]
Yeah. You deserve it after all this hard work. Go ahead and pamper yourselves.
- [ Electronic Warble ] - Yes!
Dude, there's your car.
♪♪ [ Choir Vocalizing ]
- I bet we got them sucky gifts. - Yeah.
- [ Man On TV ] Chimpanzees are— - Morning, guys.
Why don't you tell me where that Continuum Transfunctioner is.
Hey. Mr. Bingleman.
No, Tommy. I've found somebody else.
- [ Gene Urinating ] - What did we do last night?
They want to destroy the universe.
Zantac!
- [ Both ] Stop copying us. - Stop copying us.
200,000 dollars?!
- And then? And then? - No and then!
- Pretty much all he does is lie around and smoke his pipe. - [ Chiming ]
. ...
- Chimpanzees are lively- - I'm starving!
Anden
And then
I've been in this cage for about three years, five months and seventeen days...
The ever popular Mark
someone who respects me as a person.
- How do you know all that? - We've been intercepting interstellar transmissions.
- [Jesse ] Dude, let's call Nelson. - [ Chester ] Yeah.
No.
Next time I catch you guys bothering my girlfriend, stoner-bashing time.
Oh!
- [ Growls ] - [ Groans ]
- I'm sick ofwalking, dude. - Me too.
[ Whistling Continues ]
is a very mysterious and powerful device.
Dude Kris Tate is in town!
Zlatan
What'd you buy dude? Dude, what did I buy?
Walk383 gets hit by a car
(Metal Creaks)
I've been looking forward to meeting you guys...
A very special treat.
- We don't have any peanuts. - Great. We're screwed!
[ Laughing Continues ]
Hit it.
Watch it. Stop pushing! Watch it!
[ Together ] Oh, my God!
and now some space nerds want us to find something we can't pronounce.
ZAnTAC!
A chop of mine
Dude, here she comes. Help! Get it!
[ Man On P.A. ] Your attention, please.
- Dude, where's my car? - Where's your car, dude?
- It's... in the shop. - Really?
- Is that what that is? - Yeah.
And ifyou are, you've probably forgotten our anniversary.
[ Chuckling ] Dude, where's your car?
♪♪ [ Dance Rock ]
Bye, ladies. I need to be alone now.
[ Electronic Warbling ]
[ Women Together ] Which is today.
And then?
shiiieeaaaaaat
You're such a jokester.
It's me— Tania. Remember last night...
- And? - And its mystery is only exceeded by its power.