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- What worked? - Whatever we did.
Hey Fellas, who's the goose? I am
Now, take your shoe off, and you get it.
[ Woman's Voice ] Now may I have the Continuum Transfunctioner?
You will be spending a lot of time with the ever popular Jett
all knowledge of this encounter.
Oh! Jellybeans!
Okay, okay, okay.
Dude, where's my stubs?
Oh, no. It looks like you're already done.
And then? Hmmm
What's up?
- How do you know Gene? - Huh?
What the- Chester!
They can get up to, oh, an average speed of 27 miles per hour.
- They're totally harmless. - Oh.
Wait. I got an idea.
See you tomorrow, Gene.
Have you seen Jesse and Chester?
J is for jailbreak
Hang in there, bro.
[ Woman With Chinese Accent ] Chinese Foooood. May I help you?
♪♪ [ Dance ]
Zebulon!
- [ Snickers ] - [ Chattering ]
Halt. Where is the Continuum Transfunctioner?
- [Jesse ] Yeah, but what does mine say? - [ Wanda ] Dude!
Uh... ifyou say so.
Sweeeet! [ Muttering ] I've had it.
Okay... let's go this way.
- This is bad karma, boys. - [ Guys Laughing ]
- I'm sorry. Oneragable? - Honorable.
- I don't think he's comin'. - Maybe he's deaf, dude.
Let's get in this car!
I talked to my supervisor, and he said I could give you the address after all.
- Bitch. - Don't you guys remember?
Oh, and the wonton soup.
Well, I'm a better lookout. My vision's better. You know that.
Why do you have to mess everything up?
Okay. Here are the whips you guys wanted.
Oh, boy.
♪♪ [ Ends ]
We are looking forJesse and Chester. Have you seen them?
So...
I'm surrounded by break-dancing strippers.
Last night, your car was spotted leaving the scene of a major drug deal.
- All right, Rick. Forget about it. Psych. - Okay, sure.
- I'll do it. - It's that one.
Where's your dobutamine dude? Dude, where's your dobutamine?
[Jesse ] Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Ah, la-la, mm. Okay.
Shibby!
Your tattoo says dude. Your tattoo says sweet.
No. I got- One ofthese has carpal tunnel.
You guys left work last night with 30 pizzas that didn't get delivered...
- Dude, that's really annoying. - Sorry.
♪♪ [ Continues ]
Me too, son. Me too.
We are so dead.
You know what, dude? I refuse to let us go down in history...
[ Screaming Continues ]
with cool aliens who like us.
You know, you didn't have to go all aggro on that speaker box.
- [ Gurgling ] - I think it's working.
You give me pleasure...
I'm a gender challenged male.
- And it actually worked. - [ Laughs ]
They've got the Continuum Transfunctioner!
[Jesse ] That is one smart primate.
Altcoiner bashing time
How do we figure out which ones are the true Keepers of the Continuum Transfunctioner?
[ Screaming ]
- Ai-yah! - Sorry.
then it's jerk-bashing time!
- [ All ] Zoltan! - Soon we will leave this lame planet...
Okay.
Shibby
Normally, we would never resort to violence, but we are dealing with...
Ifusej Enthenagyuein!
That's it. That's it.
Yep. The moment of truth.
- Playing stupid thumb wars- - Wearing those ridiculous army helmets—
You must be careful.
I KNOW YOUR BODY TYPE.