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So...
Now, take your shoe off, and you get it.
Oh, no. It looks like you're already done.
Sweeeet! [ Muttering ] I've had it.
Hey Fellas, who's the goose? I am
- They're totally harmless. - Oh.
Shibby!
[ Woman's Voice ] Now may I have the Continuum Transfunctioner?
You know what, dude? I refuse to let us go down in history...
- I'll do it. - It's that one.
Zebulon!
Why do you have to mess everything up?
- I'm sorry. Oneragable? - Honorable.
And then? Hmmm
then it's jerk-bashing time!
♪♪ [ Ends ]
What's up?
[ Woman With Chinese Accent ] Chinese Foooood. May I help you?
No. I got- One ofthese has carpal tunnel.
J is for jailbreak
I'm a gender challenged male.
How do we figure out which ones are the true Keepers of the Continuum Transfunctioner?
Oh! Jellybeans!
Oh, and the wonton soup.
We are looking forJesse and Chester. Have you seen them?
Last night, your car was spotted leaving the scene of a major drug deal.
They can get up to, oh, an average speed of 27 miles per hour.
- This is bad karma, boys. - [ Guys Laughing ]
- Bitch. - Don't you guys remember?
- Ai-yah! - Sorry.
- How do you know Gene? - Huh?
Where's your dobutamine dude? Dude, where's your dobutamine?
Ah, la-la, mm. Okay.
♪♪ [ Dance ]
Okay.
You know, you didn't have to go all aggro on that speaker box.
Me too, son. Me too.
- [ All ] Zoltan! - Soon we will leave this lame planet...
[Jesse ] That is one smart primate.
all knowledge of this encounter.
- What worked? - Whatever we did.
- [Jesse ] Yeah, but what does mine say? - [ Wanda ] Dude!
You give me pleasure...
You must be careful.
- Playing stupid thumb wars- - Wearing those ridiculous army helmets—
They've got the Continuum Transfunctioner!
Okay... let's go this way.
What the- Chester!
Dude, where's my stubs?
with cool aliens who like us.
I KNOW YOUR BODY TYPE.
Let's get in this car!
Well, I'm a better lookout. My vision's better. You know that.
Shibby
- Dude, that's really annoying. - Sorry.
Yep. The moment of truth.
[ Screaming ]
You will be spending a lot of time with the ever popular Jett
We are so dead.
Normally, we would never resort to violence, but we are dealing with...
Okay. Here are the whips you guys wanted.
- [ Gurgling ] - I think it's working.
Halt. Where is the Continuum Transfunctioner?
- I don't think he's comin'. - Maybe he's deaf, dude.
Your tattoo says dude. Your tattoo says sweet.
- [ Snickers ] - [ Chattering ]
That's it. That's it.
Oh, boy.
Have you seen Jesse and Chester?
[Jesse ] Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- All right, Rick. Forget about it. Psych. - Okay, sure.
Altcoiner bashing time
I talked to my supervisor, and he said I could give you the address after all.
Ifusej Enthenagyuein!
- And it actually worked. - [ Laughs ]
Wait. I got an idea.
Hang in there, bro.
I'm surrounded by break-dancing strippers.
You guys left work last night with 30 pizzas that didn't get delivered...
Uh... ifyou say so.
[ Screaming Continues ]
♪♪ [ Continues ]
Okay, okay, okay.
See you tomorrow, Gene.