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Who’s the goose Me
Where did we get a suitcase full of money, man? And why don't we have it now?
Hey, I refuse to play your Chinese food mind games.
- What are you doing? - Dude, I'm stuck!
To answer your question more specifically...
- Chester! - Jesse!
Five hundred dollars?
Where's that suitcase?
Shibby!
- Wow. - Wow.
- [ Knuckles Cracking ] - [ Laughing ]
I can be very nice.
And when I do, I swear to God you will never...
[ Both ] Ta-da!
Okay, okay.
- [ Alarm Blaring ] - Oh! Oh.
And when they do, coon bashin time!
I know you've been embezzling my pizza...
Wow I said brown.
Lookin' for Smokey McPot!
Yeah, it's supposed to be really nice this time ofyear.
We are not guys. We are hot chicks.
- Money? - Don't you remember you had that suitcase full of money?
Nooooo And then
♪♪ [ Ends ]
Is this where Zoltan—
And then when we find the car, we'll give 'em the real gifts.
- How much are these? - You already paid for.
We believe Jesse and Chester have the Continuum Transfunctioner.
We just go over there and ask for the Continuum Transfunctioner?
- We gotta go. - What, are you crazy?
Oh, I thought he was your friend.
Sweeeet-ah! What about mine?
- [ Both Laughing ] - You're busted.
[ Wanda ] Wow! You guys had a plan.
Oh, I'm talking about the whole thing.
- I'd like to place an order. - What you like?
[ Alarm Ringing ]
Choice excellent, my friend
Maybe we deposited it in a Swiss bank account.
[ Gasps ] Ah! Oh, my God.
You two are the most irresponsible...
The twins. But we can't show up without the anniversary gifts.
Look. How about this?
Nope.
- You're tilting. Why are you tilting? - Sorry.
I hate to say it, Chester, but maybe we should cut back on the shibbyin'.
to banish you to Hoboken, NewJersey.
And then nothin' else 'cause I'm done ordering, okay?
and recover the Continuum Transfunctioner.
Did you guys say you wanted your kelce jersey to fit or you wanted to use it as a bedspread?
All right.
It's been a long strange trip, my dudes and duddettes.
SCREW DE UNIVERSE
- Dude, what does my tattoo say? - Sweet!
[ Giggling ]
- Mrs. Crabbleman. - [ Tires Screeching ]
All right. Give it a shot.
He He
Ifyou get it wrong, well...
Pierre!
- ♪♪ [ Rock ] - [ Both ] Sweet.
Where were you between the hours of midnight and 2:00 a. m. last night?
- Just don't make a mess. - [ Chuckles ]
B is for Bliss
[ Both ] All right!
- We met you here. - You gave us a ride back to our spaceship.
Now may I have the Continuum Transfunctioner?
- [ Door Slams Shut ] - Close one. - Yeah.
- Oh, I'm gonna keep this. - Yeah.
. Dude, where's Bill Barr?
Hey, are we- Are we supposed to be grossed out by this?
Oh, boy. You got me the first nine, but not number ten.
- Open up this damn door! [ Banging On Door ] - It's open!
- They're llamas, dude. - No.
I can do sexy.
The ones you were hanging out with earlier today?
- [ Pop ] - Quit it. These things are expensive. Ow.
Dude! Ha!
a little refresher course here.
Aa baby harder harder please make me cum You are so good you always make me cum you have such good cook
- But— - We just wanted to tell you guys in person that—
We're gonna go down to the impound lot and get the car, which has the gifts in it.
then we'll give you the Continuum Transfunctioner.
Dude, where’s the beer
- ZOLTAN -
- Way to go, Chester. - Sorry.
Yeah. I'll tell you what we're gonna do.
Shibby!
I'm a gender-challenged male.
All right. Here it is: I am going to ask you a question.
- Here you go. - Thanks for your help, Jesse and Chester.
ofthe Continuum Transfunctioner. Where is it now?
We suck
One of our officers made the wrong identification.
Chimpanzees often use sticks as crude tools
Come here. Dude, those space nerds told us not to trust anybody.
Dude Wheres My Stubs!!
First, you give us the... pleasure...
you don't remember anything?
♪♪ [ Alternative ]
[ Screaming ]
No. We have so many questions that we wanna ask you about the universe.
- [ Sighs ] - I've heard that one before.
This is impossible.
- Is anyone hungry? - [ Girls ] Yeah.