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I hate to say it, Chester, but maybe we should cut back on the shibbyin'.
- [ Both Laughing ] - You're busted.
SCREW DE UNIVERSE
Where's that suitcase?
Shibby!
- But— - We just wanted to tell you guys in person that—
We just go over there and ask for the Continuum Transfunctioner?
and recover the Continuum Transfunctioner.
We are not guys. We are hot chicks.
I'm a gender-challenged male.
No. We have so many questions that we wanna ask you about the universe.
Hey, are we- Are we supposed to be grossed out by this?
you don't remember anything?
- What are you doing? - Dude, I'm stuck!
Where did we get a suitcase full of money, man? And why don't we have it now?
♪♪ [ Alternative ]
- Here you go. - Thanks for your help, Jesse and Chester.
- We gotta go. - What, are you crazy?
You two are the most irresponsible...
Oh, I thought he was your friend.
It's been a long strange trip, my dudes and duddettes.
Oh, boy. You got me the first nine, but not number ten.
Wow I said brown.
Shibby!
- Dude, what does my tattoo say? - Sweet!
One of our officers made the wrong identification.
The ones you were hanging out with earlier today?
- Open up this damn door! [ Banging On Door ] - It's open!
- They're llamas, dude. - No.
[ Giggling ]
Where were you between the hours of midnight and 2:00 a. m. last night?
to banish you to Hoboken, NewJersey.
[ Gasps ] Ah! Oh, my God.
[ Alarm Ringing ]
Oh, I'm talking about the whole thing.
We suck
[ Screaming ]
- Chester! - Jesse!
Hey, I refuse to play your Chinese food mind games.
We're gonna go down to the impound lot and get the car, which has the gifts in it.
All right. Give it a shot.
- [ Door Slams Shut ] - Close one. - Yeah.
B is for Bliss
ofthe Continuum Transfunctioner. Where is it now?
Chimpanzees often use sticks as crude tools
Is this where Zoltan—
Dude, where’s the beer
- Wow. - Wow.
To answer your question more specifically...
I know you've been embezzling my pizza...
Who’s the goose Me
[ Wanda ] Wow! You guys had a plan.
And when I do, I swear to God you will never...
[ Both ] All right!
And when they do, coon bashin time!
[ Both ] Ta-da!
Five hundred dollars?
Sweeeet-ah! What about mine?
Pierre!
- We met you here. - You gave us a ride back to our spaceship.
- Way to go, Chester. - Sorry.
Look. How about this?
This is impossible.
All right.
- Is anyone hungry? - [ Girls ] Yeah.
All right. Here it is: I am going to ask you a question.
I can do sexy.
- Money? - Don't you remember you had that suitcase full of money?
. Dude, where's Bill Barr?
Choice excellent, my friend
- You're tilting. Why are you tilting? - Sorry.
Come here. Dude, those space nerds told us not to trust anybody.
Dude! Ha!
Lookin' for Smokey McPot!
- ZOLTAN -
- Mrs. Crabbleman. - [ Tires Screeching ]
Aa baby harder harder please make me cum You are so good you always make me cum you have such good cook
- [ Alarm Blaring ] - Oh! Oh.
Nooooo And then
Did you guys say you wanted your kelce jersey to fit or you wanted to use it as a bedspread?
He He
- ♪♪ [ Rock ] - [ Both ] Sweet.
a little refresher course here.
And then when we find the car, we'll give 'em the real gifts.
- How much are these? - You already paid for.
The twins. But we can't show up without the anniversary gifts.
Yeah. I'll tell you what we're gonna do.
I can be very nice.
And then nothin' else 'cause I'm done ordering, okay?
We believe Jesse and Chester have the Continuum Transfunctioner.
Dude Wheres My Stubs!!
♪♪ [ Ends ]
Yeah, it's supposed to be really nice this time ofyear.
- Just don't make a mess. - [ Chuckles ]
- [ Pop ] - Quit it. These things are expensive. Ow.
Nope.
- [ Sighs ] - I've heard that one before.
Ifyou get it wrong, well...
- [ Knuckles Cracking ] - [ Laughing ]
First, you give us the... pleasure...
- I'd like to place an order. - What you like?
Maybe we deposited it in a Swiss bank account.
- Oh, I'm gonna keep this. - Yeah.
Okay, okay.
Now may I have the Continuum Transfunctioner?
then we'll give you the Continuum Transfunctioner.