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The protomic incin— The-The gray thing, dummy!
- What? - We are looking forJesse and Chester.
We've been cleaning all morning. What do you guys have to say for yourselves?
- See, now that we know that we've been sucky boyfriends... - [ Glass Shatters ]
- Do you know who bought the car? - I happen to have the address right here.
And that's when we realized we had lost the Continuum Transfunctioner.
- [ Women ] Bye! - Twins sound pissed, dude.
Somebody sure is a grumpy Gus today
They're totally right.
Well, that doesn't really help.
I see we're gonna have to do this the hard way.
♪♪ [ Music Continues ]
- [ Giggles ] - This isn't fair. They're mooning us.
- How do you know they were telling the truth? - Well, it's simple, really.
- [Grunts] - Damn! Now those are some bigass panties.
Time to get your car, dude.
Fuckin' wheezers.
Dude! [ Laughing ]
Dude
[ Video Games Noises ]
It's not a llama. It's an ostrich.
- Then we get our special treats. - And then?
We are not guys. We are hot chicks.
Duuuude What does mine say?
[ Electricity Crackling ]
- Look! It's an elephant! - What?
Chester, get him off!
That was Jesse and Chester.
It's nerd-bashing time!
- And then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then— - [ Shouting ]
It's been a long, strange trip, dude.
I am fun-loving... without my clothes.
- [ Roars ] - Hai-yah!
- We are looking for the Continuum Transfunctioner. - Who are you guys?
[ Nervous Chuckle ] Oh, hi. No, that's not what it looks like.
Um... okay.
Ifyou are Jesse and Chester, perhaps we will give you erotic pleasure.
If I ever found out you was taking my pizza home for your own eatin' pleasure...
[ Shrieks ] This is absolutely correct!
Where were you last night between the hours of midnight and 2:00 a. m.?
not to mention disappointing, employees ever to work...
- Enough. - No, it's that one.
That's kind of funny because what happened was...
Busted! B-U-S-T.
Let's do this.
I have a delivery for a Smokey McPot!
Please leave your shibby at the beep. Shibby!
The full-grown male African ostrich...
Yoshi
We need to get back into the state of mind that we were in last night.
Me: I feel Awful
[ Groans ]
Uh... have we met?
[ Speaking Gibberish ]
and go back the other way.
You must. But remember, you are in great danger. Trust no one.
Well, somebody sure is a grumpy Gus today.
Thank you, Jeff. Good point. Trust no one, except for us.
[ Tires Screeching ]
just how superspecial can a slippery lap dance be?
Wait. You found my car?
And the fortune cookies, yeah.
[ Groans ]
[ Together ] Oh.
Okay.
georgette what did you have for lunch? hawaiian mickey mouse.
No, eat.
So...
How's my breath? [ Blowing ]
Believe me, you guys got more important things to worry about right now.
And the cookies fortune?
Ah! Got it!
- Wilma. - Thank you, Wanda.
Well, you wanna go talk to that guy over there.
[ Applause, Cheering ]
- Bye! - [ Girls ] Bye!
- How are we gonna get outta here? - [ Distant Chatter ]
and den and den and den
Hey! Hey!
I could go for some Chinese food
ANDEN
- Honorable! Honorable! - Onerga— I think you're trying to say honorable.
No, no. I don't know him.
Ride Yummy
- [ Ringing ] - Hello?
[ Chittering ]
Aha! Your eyes you must close.
raaaaaaaa
So, then, remember, I said, Later, dudes!
Elfuego of all that is elfuego.
Well, I saw it last night.