Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[ Engine Revving Louder ]
- Are we cool? Are we cool? - We're still cool.
We will give you pleasure now if you give us the Contium transfunctioner
Nice to meet you.
You gotta activate the Proton accelerator annihilation beam!
Wow. You are hot.
- [ Singing ] - Low five.
What?
You two number one, extra-special, very good-looking guys.
[ Man ] Okay. Shall we cut?
- Uh-oh. - You gotta hurry!
Well, I'm not the one that called the Dalai Lama a fag.
Who are you? We are extremely hot chicks with large breasts.
We are hot chicks. Yes, you are.
- Sweet! - Dude!
Sweet! What about mine?
here
Yeah, three orders ofwonton soup.
Excuse me. A little help. Wanda? Wilma? [ Groans ]
- There we go. - Ow!
Concentrate on the knowledge inside you must!
Kissing thing
And then?
- Except for us. - Oh, yes.
We turn around again... very slowly...
[ Bodies Thudding ]
It's been a long strange trip, dudes.
nancha You're such a jokester.
How do you keep popping up like this?
Did you guys say you wanted to wear your jersey or you wanted to use it as a bedspread?
Well, guess this is it.
What are you doing hanging out with those jerks, anyway?
- [ Beeping ] - [ Pager Beeping ]
- [ Groans ] And then? - And the soup, dude.
It’s true
[ Phone Ringing ]
that only the ones that are telling the truth would know.
Good afternoon, Jesse, Chester. How are we feeling today?
We sewed the names on ourselves.
♪♪ [ Rock ]
No way we were here last night.
Fucking stoners
Dude Where's my Car? AND THEN?
My parents are taking a nap.
- And? - And its mystery is only exceeded by its power.
[Jesse And Chester ] The pudding!
It’s cougar bashing time
This is his parents' house. We're going over there.
- Stolen money? I— - $200,000.
- First give up the Transfunctioner. - First release the girlfriends.
We ate all the dark ones 'cause we know you guys don't like those.
- You know why? - Uh-uh.
- Zoltan! - ♪♪ [ Techno ]
- [Jesse ] I know they're sweet, but, dude, what's mine say? - [ Wanda ] Dude!
Don't you remember giving me $500...
[ Bubble Wrap Pops ]
I don't want you to touch it! Ow!
This is where he likes to keep the ostrich poachers.
How knowledgeable are you?
- Ha. - Ha.
.
- Good thing we already bought them gifts. - Yeah.
- Look at the tuggles on that kitten. - [ Meows ]
- [ Glass Squeaking ] - Come on.
She's totally right.
- [ Both Moan ] - Enough!
- our prophecy of outer space travel. - [ Pops ]
- No, we didn't. - Yes, you did!
Hey, who are you gonna believe, us or them?
Dude, where are my stubs?
- Oh, hey, you guys want soup? - Sure.
I Know Your Body
I know your body
[ Followers ] Huh?
We just ask them a question about last night...
- [ Group ] Zoltan. - Nerds.
- Oh, shibby! - Shibby!
SWEET!
- Cool! - [ Chuckles ]
- [ Snaps Fingers ] - [ Bubble Wrap Popping ]
They were just being nice to me, unlike someone I know.
Dude Where's my car?
It's- [ Grunts ]
Wait a second. What do we know about the Continuum Transfunctioner?
[ Laughing ] And then— And then, um—
Look, everyone. It's Mr. Jesse and Mr. Chester.
[ Woman Narrating ] Chimpanzees often use sticks as crude tools.
New plan. First, we find those stoners, get the Continuum Transfunctioner...
Now, just concentrate on the beep, swing as hard as you can...
- Dude, we're dead. - Not so fast.