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- Is this where Zoltan hangs out? - No.
and you bonk those dudes on the head.
I know your body dude.
- $200,000? - I gave you the suitcase and left.
oh no no smoking! right we’ll leave you guys at the marintime museumm With the driggy version kids! ohhhh! really so unfair and unskabrn!
Wheres my car
Less questions, more giving me my money.
Zelbor, Zelmina and, uh, Jeff.
What do you think they mean by special treats?
Actually, those are the real criminals over there.
- Yeah. Say, uh... - [ Phones Ringing ]
[ Nelson ] Jackyl! Get your pipe!
Oh, dude!
First you give us the privacy, then we give you the selfie stickers
- And then three orders ofwhite rice. - And then?
- Cool. - Excuse me, but how did we pay for these suits?
You guys are still gonna take us into outer space with you, right?
♪♪ [ Rock ]
- The time has come, you guys. - ♪♪ [ Continues ]
- [ Electronic Warble ] - Uh-oh.
- I am fun-loving. I like charades. - Shut up!
- Ohh! - Ohh!
- [ Both ] Okay. - Tell me about it. I used to model.
[ Laughing ] A suitcase full of money?
[ Cheering Continues ]
One ofthem's smushed.
Whoa!
Hey fellas, who's the goose? Me
We don’t have a couple of days, we need the toilet seats now…
SHIBBY!
We suck.
Come here, Jackyl. Come here, boy.
- We are hot chicks. - Yes, you are.
- [ Screeches ] - [ Both Scream ]
I don't know. Maybe she thinks we're other people—
Let's see what the cops have to say about this, huh?
[ Growling ] And then?
[ Laughs, Groans ]
That means you don't get the special treats we had in store foryou.
I got it. Ha. Ohh!
Ah, dude You’re a dude!
- [ Beeping ] - I think this is it!
Hurry! Activate it, dude!
What you're supposed to do is stand very still...
Fudge!
We will give you pleasure now ifyou give us the Continuum Transfunctioner.
Deep in your consciousness you must look.
- [ Muffled Voice ] No, we didn't. - Yes, you did!
Oh.
- [ Electronic Warble ] - Let the pleasure begin.
Here. Let me get you out ofthis stinking cage, eh?
we're on the hook for $200,000 that belongs to a transsexual stripper;
Fucking Baymax...
[Jesse And Chester ] Berets?
[ Ringing ]
- Hey. - Hey.
-(SPEAKS IN AN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT) Chimpanzees often use sticks as crude tools.
- It's good. - It's great. I have a lot ofthem.
Quick, to my mother's minivan!
I have a lot ofthem.
- [ Cheering ] - Quick, to my stepdad's pickup truck.
♪♪ [ Classical ]
(Fox growls) Man: Ah! My balls!
Bug bashing time
No. First, you give us the Continuum Transfunctioner...
Dude where’s my car? Where’s your car dude?
- Dude! - Sweet!
I'm gonna have to confiscate your pinky.
Touché
And then?
We will now use the power of the Continuum Transfunctioner...
So Custom.
- Where's your car, dude? - Dude, where's my car?
KRISHNAxGOKU likes a PEN*S
- Oh. - No wonder those things are so impossible.
Nerd! [ Laughing ]
- How about now? - No. [ Chuckling ]
wet lap dance?
- [ Clears Throat ] - ♪♪ [ Stops ]
- [ All ] Zoltan! - They laughed at us when we said that aliens existed...
- [ Chester ] What about mine? - [ Wilma ] Sweet!
- Yeah, I'd like, uh, three orders of garlic chicken. - And then?
Today's our anniversary, and not only do you not have gifts—
- Pass. Pass to me. I know it. - Pass to Mark.
Uh, no, no. See, all I want...
When you're not sure what time it is
Uh... I don't know. Why?
Device Whirring Sporadically
[ Gasps ] Ah! My suitcase! Oh.
and put it in my hand 'cause I'm ready to eat.
But it'd be against regulation 457XY2-665...
Dude, you guys played an amazing round of putt-putt last night.
You guys can't do anything right.
Lucky for you, I am an honorable man.
- Thanks, dude. - Shibby.
No jellybeans.
What the- Sis.
Dude, Where's My Package?
- We found the car. - We found the car.
deliver pizzas in this town again!