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[Jesse ] Whoa! That is one superhot giant alien!
And then—
Gracias Winix
- And? - And its mystery...
No. No. You know what the feeling is?
annnnd thennnnn?
GRRR Roars
Wait a second. Ifyou guys don't remember a thing about last night—
- Didn't the twins have a party? - Yeah, that's it.
[ Device Whirring Sporadically ]
Go now and bring us the Continuum Transfunctioner.
Oh, no! It's you two!
- Animal Planet. - Wow. I said brown.
Come on.
and I'm gonna put my foot in your ass...
And the cookies fortune And then?
- [ All ] Zoltan. - To find you...
[ Girls Cheering ]
And then?
how about a treat, a nice Bavarian cream?
You cannot pass! What do I have to do to shut you up? Do I have to hose you down?
- They're leaving. It worked! - [ Chuckles ]
DUDE WHERE'S MY DUDE, DUDE? DUDE, WHERE'S YOUR DUDE, DUDE?
- [ Both ] Twice. - You guys are sucky boyfriends.
That's my alter ego, your Prickface SweatyMacBallsack
Okay. Okay. Okay.
To banish you to Cleveland ohio
What the—
[ Chuckles ]
[ Plastic Popping ]
They will use it to destroy the universe.
[ Gulps ]
- You got a hole-in-one. - That is...
Uh, nothing. I was just reading.
Dude what does mine say? SWT Sweet what about mine? CVE
- Nice outfits. - They're not outfits.
What's going on
We are the Keepers of the Continuum Transfunctioner.
- [ Screaming ] - [ Laughing ]
Looks like it was a case of mistaken identity.
Shibby! Low five!
When you Get so hard Because of a giant woman
- [ Horn Honking ] - Shibby!
- Shut up! - Ow! Hey! I'm sorry.
- We are looking forJesse and Chester. - Who are you guys?
uykiuk ykuk
- That's gross, dude! - Fine.
And then we'll apologize for trashing their house. Then we get our special treats.
Don't hose me. Maybe later.
- No. - Then it's not a barn.
- [ Beeps Twice ] - Oh, boy.
Is it possible that we got so wasted last night...
- Do you knowJesse and Chester? - Pardon me?
Bu— Sacrebleu!
- Wait. No, I thought that was my alter ego. - No!
All right. That's far enough. You, there.
- Bye-bye, boys. - [ Chester ] Can you put on the siren?
the rice, the soup and the fortune cookies, and that's it.
I'll tell you who's laughing now- we are!
I just remembered where you might be able to find Jesse and Chester.
Deaf he is not, dude. Come here, Jackyl. Come here, Jackyl.
One, two, three.
Here comes the fun. [ Chuckling ] All right.
♪♪ [ Rock ]
for the Continual Trans-ding-a-ling thing...
Shibby!
he tagged it for auction, and it was sold this afternoon.
- Then, ifthere's time, you could take care of my friend. - Deal.
- [ Chuckles ] - Look, dude. I almost got it.
Where you guys from? I'm from Connecticut. Hi. Mark.
The last guy who tried it ended up with three broken fingers.
this little sense memory thing...
- Now are you ready to talk? - Dude, we don't remember.
Javier y su "Enfermera"
Oh.
Oh! [ Groans ]
[ All ] Zoltan.
- Release dodo bird. - [ Laughing ]
- But you guys ditch us for- - [ Both ] Some big-breasted bimbos-
Is this... normal?
- [ Both Gasp ] - Breathe deep.
- Same time. - Okay.
That's a good one there.
Homeless faggot
Hey, Mrs. Crabbleman!
And two. Damn!
You didn't, by chance, see what car we were driving, did you?
Does he have to talk like that?
Uh... of course. How can I forget?
- I gotta take a crap. - Told you.
I don't know. [ Chuckles ] Wait.
[ Coffee Sizzling ]
Did you guys say you wanted your car back or you wanted it impounded?
We're not leaving it behind.
Then why did she just wave at us?
Dude, where’s my beer? Where’s your beer dude?
- [ Grunts ] - That bad, huh?
[ Laughing ]
- Wake up, dude. - Oral pleasure?
But y-y-you— you could use the box to keep-
Yes you are.
Did you guys enjoy yourselves last night?
CBB i Outlook kalender
I saw this on Cops! Hit hard and hit back!
- No! No and then. - And theeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn?
And then— [ Chuckles ] I'm gonna come in there...
Stop copying us Stop copying us
Would you consider giving it to me while I continue to give you pleasure?
Dude, they're everywhere.
We started talkin', and they ended up buying doughnuts for the whole precinct.
♪♪ [ Ends ]
Scary dream, huh? What's up? My name's Mark.
[ Laughs ] You, you're a competitor.
people she waves to.
[ Gasps ] Nothing.
[ Both ] Put 'em on.