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Chrome beta Taskforce
Did she just wave at us?
Shibby
- Go ahead and laugh. - [ Laughing ]
Your buddy Nelson's busy at the moment.
Okay, stoners, where's the Continuum Transfunctioner? [ Knuckles Cracking ]
And core??? NO "AND CORE!"
- Really? - I'm not sure.
♪♪ [ Ends ]
- Have you guys ever been to Uranus? - [ Laughs ] Nice!
Man, I cannot believe we leased a car last night. God!
- Ugh. - All right. Here it is.
Did I get any messages?
I got it. We'll just get 'em a little something for now.
- And then? - Uh... actually, I think that's about it.
- [ Dog Yelping ] - A unicorn?
E- mail me, okay? Freakincage. com.
We have something for you too.
[ Both Groaning ]
trust no one except for us
- That is not the Continuum Transfunctioner. - Of course it is.
- Wanda. - Wilma.
(ROAR) Nooo! Poppins - hooray!
Kissing thing
But we'd like you to meet our girlfriends, Wanda and Wilma.
- Not now, Jeff! - Zip it.
We gotta cut. I mean, we just have to.
No.
- Who are you? - This is my boyfriend Patty.
Oh. What time did all this happen?
- Dude, where's my car? - Where's your car, dude?
so we can get back into the state of mind we were in last night.
[ Screeching ]
oh you guys are my kids! i miss you guys! oh we miss you too! hugs! aww! we missed you.
[ Woman ] Are you Jesse and Chester?
I roger that.
Uh, let's see. Must've been between midnight and 2:00 a. m.
Dude... it's a llama.
Fucking kipo.
Dude, Where's Makar?
Good news, guys.
- While we were cleaning our house, which you trashed— - About that—
What is the average running speed...
A Puppycorn
When your friends and family keep asking you for free legal advice
And then?
you will be spending a lot of time with the ever-popular Mark.
That's them! They knocked us out and stole our spacesuits.
No way. She would never wave at us.
You were pretty- [ Chinese ] last night.
We have been sent by our wise and powerful leader-
Look, a unicorn!
This is Zabu, Zellnor...
Dark ones are the only ones we do like.
TRUMP! MAGA!
sweeeeeeet
- We did? - Oh, yeah.
- [ Guys Laughing ] Yeah! - Oh, yeah.
- Maybe a little bit. How was your nap? - Shut up!
Well, somebody sure is a grumpy gus today!
Abc
So, it's just the, uh— it's the chicken...
No, nothing, uh...
Oh, please, if you're gonna say those stupid words to my face again, I'M GONNA GO TOTALLY BALLISTIC!!!
[ Knock At Door ]
- Like what? - Well—
- Hey, nice interstellarjumpsuits. - Yeah.
- Dude, your dog's a stoner. - Can he also bong a beer?
Ifyou get it right, I will set you free.
No, we are the Keepers of the Continuum Transfunctioner.
to give it to you.
[ Chanting In Foreign Language ]
Sweet! All right, Rick, give us the keys, and we're outta here.
[ Chester ] Your car better be in there. I almost lost my pinky to get that info.
correct!
- Oh, no. You've activated the Continuum Transfunctioner. - All right, what's going on?
- ♪♪ [ Choir Vocalizing ] - [ Chuckling ]
lhjklkl hkllk
- Oh, boy. - What's the problem, Rick?
Consider this your warning. [ Snaps Fingers ]
Aah! Oof! - Oof!
[ Shrieking ]
[ Urinating ]
Hey, check it out. Totally gay Nordic dudes at three o'clock.
What? [ Laughing ] So do you, dude!
- and fly through outer space... - [ Popping ]
- The twins had a party. Right. - Right.
[ Wilma And Wanda ] You guys are great boyfriends!
Okay.
Trust no one...except for ornstein
To banish you to Hoboken NJ
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