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There is a party in the Crab Nebula you guys could come to.
- [ Moans ] - Then you take it to the mo.
Oh, come on!
- Jackyl, can I see your pipe? - No, don't—
Big mutts are the only ones we do like.
Dawson Bashing time
We are not fembots, we are cracked chicks.
Of course!
- [ Chester ] What about mine? - [ Wilma ] Sweet!
Well, like, ifthey eat peanuts...
- [ Beeps ] - [ Group ] Uh-oh. Hurry!
This time, it's on me.
[ Both ] Okay.
Your first time in Mali.
- Poachers? - Yeah, that's right.
[ Screeches ]
- Well, now it's mine. - Ow.
I'm really getting the hang ofthis thing, dude.
Yeah. But we came over here as soon as we could to help you clean up, but—
Dude, where's my car?
Follow the kids. Come on. Follow. Go, go, go.
[ Engine Revving ]
Hey—
[ Cheering ]
Hi, Jesse. I had a really good time with you last night.
- We know. - And we don't have it.
to show you my hoo-hoos?
- [ Laughs ] - We saved the universe!
Sweet!
- [ Excited Chatter ] - [ Neck Cracks ]
Shibby.
But the bad news is...
- [ Beeps ] - [ Girl ] What happened to you guys last night?
How wasted were we last night?
I mean, I saw the back seat.
- I don't know. - Mmm. Bye.
I don't see the car. You sure this is the place?
- Animal Planet. - [ Monkey Chittering ]
The nerdiest of the nerds
You guys picked the wrong transsexual stripper to screw with.
- Time for the final showdown. - [ Wilma ] Chester! - [ Wanda ] Jesse!
Dude, you just touched Christie Boner's hoo-hoo.
[ Caws ]
Sorry.
And its mystery is only exceeded by its power
- Sweet! Oh, thank you. - Will you wait a second, please?
Or...
[ Wilma ] God. So do you, Chester!
Chester!
annnnd thennnnn?
[ Speaking Japanese ]
- Uh... we want the car back, please. - Oh, I see.
Shibby! Low five!
- What do ostriches eat? - Why?
Grab the fire extinguisher...
Listen, Nelson, the car is gone, and we need to do...
[ Whistling ]
- [ Together ] Rick. - I know. Uh, I can definitely tell you this:
Well, somebody sure is a grumpy Gus today
These two were at the Frenchy Donut House last night when me and Louie came in.
- You can reach it. - You can reach it!
TACKELORT! what does mine say? KNEECAPS! What does mine say?
Well, uh, it's simple.
Yeah. We don't remember.
Thank you, Captain Obvious
[ Both ] All right!
that we did buy them supercool anniversary gifts.
[ Bird Caws ]
Dude where’s my car? Where’s your car dude.
- Come on. Say it. - [ Laughing ]
- Now do you remember? - [ Both ] No.
First you give us the Continuum Transfunctioner, and then—
Oh, yeah.
Hey Wow
- [ Beeping ] - Quickly. You must give it to us so we can deactivate it.
And when they do? Coon bashin time!
nigger nigger
[ Motor Starts ]
We- We don't know.
There they are.
Uh, it's not our fault. It was them.
You guys were supposed to meet me, but you never showed up.
- [ Woman ] Uh-huh. And then? - And then we went and, uh—