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Listen, Nelson, the car is gone, and we need to do...
[ Screeches ]
Dude, you just touched Christie Boner's hoo-hoo.
How wasted were we last night?
- Uh... we want the car back, please. - Oh, I see.
Yeah. But we came over here as soon as we could to help you clean up, but—
Of course!
Yeah. We don't remember.
Dude, where's my car?
I mean, I saw the back seat.
Well, uh, it's simple.
- You can reach it. - You can reach it!
that we did buy them supercool anniversary gifts.
- [ Moans ] - Then you take it to the mo.
- Time for the final showdown. - [ Wilma ] Chester! - [ Wanda ] Jesse!
nigger nigger
Well, like, ifthey eat peanuts...
Shibby.
- Now do you remember? - [ Both ] No.
- Poachers? - Yeah, that's right.
Grab the fire extinguisher...
Hey—
First you give us the Continuum Transfunctioner, and then—
- [ Excited Chatter ] - [ Neck Cracks ]
[ Both ] All right!
[ Cheering ]
[ Bird Caws ]
Follow the kids. Come on. Follow. Go, go, go.
Uh, it's not our fault. It was them.
- Animal Planet. - [ Monkey Chittering ]
We- We don't know.
- [ Beeps ] - [ Girl ] What happened to you guys last night?
Hi, Jesse. I had a really good time with you last night.
[ Speaking Japanese ]
- I don't know. - Mmm. Bye.
You guys picked the wrong transsexual stripper to screw with.
Hey Wow
There they are.
[ Both ] Okay.
- [ Laughs ] - We saved the universe!
Shibby! Low five!
TACKELORT! what does mine say? KNEECAPS! What does mine say?
Dude where’s my car? Where’s your car dude.
[ Motor Starts ]
Well, somebody sure is a grumpy Gus today
And its mystery is only exceeded by its power
[ Wilma ] God. So do you, Chester!
- [ Woman ] Uh-huh. And then? - And then we went and, uh—
And when they do? Coon bashin time!
[ Whistling ]
- What do ostriches eat? - Why?
The nerdiest of the nerds
These two were at the Frenchy Donut House last night when me and Louie came in.
Chester!
I don't see the car. You sure this is the place?
Sweet!
Sorry.
This time, it's on me.
to show you my hoo-hoos?
[ Engine Revving ]
I'm really getting the hang ofthis thing, dude.
Thank you, Captain Obvious
- [ Chester ] What about mine? - [ Wilma ] Sweet!
- Well, now it's mine. - Ow.
Big mutts are the only ones we do like.
Oh, yeah.
- We know. - And we don't have it.
- Come on. Say it. - [ Laughing ]
- Sweet! Oh, thank you. - Will you wait a second, please?
Your first time in Mali.
- [ Beeping ] - Quickly. You must give it to us so we can deactivate it.
But the bad news is...
Oh, come on!
- [ Beeps ] - [ Group ] Uh-oh. Hurry!
- Jackyl, can I see your pipe? - No, don't—
annnnd thennnnn?
You guys were supposed to meet me, but you never showed up.
We are not fembots, we are cracked chicks.
[ Caws ]
- [ Together ] Rick. - I know. Uh, I can definitely tell you this:
Dawson Bashing time
There is a party in the Crab Nebula you guys could come to.