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He wanted you to be excited for me, since we're gonna be working there together.
- Lily, I think we're all eating that burger. - I'm not eating that burger.
and that red neon sign that says "Burger."
(CHUCKLES)
Cost 2,000 jobs. It was brutal.
We just got a new cook. You have to try the burger, it's amazing.
Whoa, really? You want to eat here?
I knew it was on a numbered street!
God, I love Goliath National Bank!
You know what's not a drag?
- They're barbecue. - Give it!
but is it at all possible this is the same burger you had eight years ago,
- That's outrageous. - Come on.
(ROBIN GROANS)
But as your self-esteem gets smaller, your underpants radius gets bigger.
Hey, Marshall, they're hiring in the legal department.
searching for the best burger in New York City,
Does stuff in New York stay open past 9:30?
This feels so good.
- Well, that's fine. Let's just eat here. - We can't eat here. It's an ATM.
OLDER TED: So we paid the guy, and 20 minutes later...