Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

OLDER TED: And so, after finally tasting again

The bun, like a sesame-freckled breast of an angel,

- Do you think they're still open? - I don't know.

It's not a burger place anymore, it's a Goliath National Bank ATM.

- Chinese? - I don't like Chinese.

swirling in your mouth, breaking apart and combining again

That's so kind of you.

and for a kid from Minnesota, the big city was a scary place.

Marshall got up the next morning, put on some pants and went to work.

Your search is over! We got girls taking off their clothes!

I still have dreams about this burger. Beautiful, haunting dreams!

- I mean, it is just a burger. - Just a burger?

Hey, what the...

Okay, look, so this isn't the place. All right, it's no big deal.

- Do you remember where it is? - No! I never wrote it down.

I've walked by it a million times. It's on West 12th, right off of 7th.

You are sad, you are beaten down.

and altogether terrifying.

This is your fault, you and your stupid bank.

Attention, New Yorkers, this bank sucks! They suck!

- Yeah. - I know that place.

Marshall, you have to get over this paranoia.

Barney, I hate to break this to you, but working for a bank's kind of lame.

It's like an angel from heaven landed in the kitchen at MacLaren's,

where the chef killed it and ran it through the meat grinder.

Through thick and thin you can always depend

All right, that's it, you're taking a walk. Come on, go.

Weird meats, funny music, side of rice. Why are we splitting hairs?