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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
every other burger tastes like my grandpa's feet.
trying to find that burger. Or at least forget about her.
I finished early, okay?
One of 9,000 convenient locations.
Now I'm doomed to walk the earth forever, searching for that green door
- What? Uptown? Where? - 106th and Manhattan Avenue.
and then I would just fool around a little bit.
Now, Kathy, your last flip was heads. The one before that was tails.
- This is it. - Yes!
No, if Marshall says this isn't the burger, this isn't the burger.
you deserve a triumphant mouthful of meat.
- Yes. - Did you guys change cooks or something?
just to go work at a bank. He's gonna be an environmental lawyer.
- Mexican? - I just said I don't like Chinese.
- They're unopened. - Give it.
the crappy old places we loved began to disappear.
Member, FDIC.
And I can tell you where that is for 100 bucks.
Everyone's got an underpants radius.
Excuse me. Oh, boy. I've got to go. I've got to go!
Okay, Regis, we will, we will.
Nothing serious. Just take it slow, you know?
Getting a home equity loan at Goliath National Bank. I'm just saying.
I think about that first week in New York, you know?
Ted. Ted, I've just had the most amazing burger of my life!
So, what do you guys want to do for dinner?