Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Let me fix your hat. All right.
- Artemus? - Yeah.
- No, I'm tired of merlot. - Yeah, he's right. I can't stand another merlot.
Doing a rock opera for homeless about the situation in Cleveland.
- You're a pig. - I'm not a racist. I'm an Englishman.
...who knocked out Roper in the Golden Gloves Championship.
Don't give away what we can sell!
Come on. White? Heavyweight? Man, the two words don't even go together.
You have just seen a preview of the marvelous fight to come
Ahem.
I gotta change.
I'll tell you what, honk. I'll stick my dick so far up your fucking ass I impale your tonsils.
We're here to talk about Roper and Terry Conklin.
- A what? - Uh, a Brougham.
- Bad news. - How bad?
Oh... Vivian.
Uh-uh, I'm, uh... I'm not sure.
Two bucks on the clean-cut white boy.
Uh... we're looking for something tangible
The beginning...
Your fucking job!
Tranquillize yourself, will you?
Whoo!
I'm about to donate to the Remove My Foot From Your Ass Foundation.
That's a possibility. But, just in case, don't get him mad, eh?
No, Reverend. This is the payday. This is the day we've been waiting for.
You think this is all just a big joke, right? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
- Look out. - Look at this. Look at this.
There's a reason everyone has lost interest in the heavyweight championship of the world.
I think it's applicable universally to the homeless
But... he's lost as an amateur. Right?
Now, take it easy. Come on. Take it easy.
Was that as easy a fight as it looked?
Ten gallons of ice cream, a carton of gummy bears, all the pork skins in Vegas?
Bullshit. I'm the No. 1 contender, and I'm tired of you motherfuckers ducking me.
Yes, we do.
He's got savvy. He knows how to breathe in a ring.
- What did you say? - I want you to return to the ring.
- Who do you think will see this debacle? - It'll be the biggest payday in sports history.
And now...
Johnny, I'm ignoring your racism. This one's for the homeless.
that 60 days from today,
Ooh!
No, no, no, no, no. It's just a fact. You growing up in the 'hood.
- What's up, Johnny? - We may have found a great white hope.
- All right? Yo, Irv! - I'll be back.
- Yeah. - You're fired.
- Best seat in the house right here. - There we go.
- I love you. - Wait a minute. That's the third I love you.
Bitch
It look nice on you.
Marvin, I'm giving you the title shot.
- Shut up! - Bitch.
The sweet science right there in the balls sack
But we got a $10 million guarantee to pay the champ.
- This guy's a putz. - No, he's got something.
Kane.
You know what else?
Johnny.
We are honorable men, but I've worked too hard for this.
Mitchell Kane. He says he has a lot more of them.
And you have the balls to reach that goal. You have a blind, stupid belief in yourself.
It makes me sick and I can't wait to go home.
- Sultan, the kid's not even a professional. - Bert, the kid's not even 100 per cent Irish.
Terry.
- But you might wanna take a look at it. - What is this?
I ain't got no problem. You do. I'm gonna whup your white...
- You've fought nobody. Step to me. - This shit stop now.
I'm gonna donate all of my moneys to eradicating the homelessness situations,
Let me help you up.
I would like to start off by saying thank you to the champ
The champion weighs an official...