Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- How about you, Champ? - I don't know nothing any more.
- Yeah. Pat Boone in boxing gloves. - You know, John Wayne is his uncle.
- Sue me. - Sue him.
Sweetheart, could you...
- All right. - Fake-ass black man.
These people aren't watching a heavyweight title fight, but King Lear.
Good luck, fat boy.
Relax. Fight's a lock.
- Is that what you're saying? - Well...
Sit down, mate. Sit down. It's fine. It's fine.
OK.
To play the piano, you need the black keys...
No. No, Fred, please. Now, you're just a little upset.
Well, the rest of you can kiss my big, black, bloated, Rolls-Royce-driving ass.
the undisputed and still undefeated heavyweight champion of the world,
- I'm really proud of you. - I'm proud of you.
It is the ass of a human being, man!
Good luck, kid.
Yeah. It's a duck thing.
Happy Birthday Matt
I need a white heavyweight contender worse than white America needs one.
- Fuck is all this duck shit, you... - Chill with all these dots.
then we come in Nino-Brown-style. Yeah, yeah. That's what it's about.
- Am I getting jerked again? - You my brother.
That's right. And I will support these men, honorable...
Or a smart younger man such as yourself?
Hey Conclin Whoomp there it is.
Ooh. I bow to you. I sit at your feet.
- and unofficially I got the champ ahead. - Why wouldn't you?
Uh...
What you got, Rev? Shit.
You think the public's just fallen in love with me because of the color of my skin?
YOU MAY BE IRISH, BUT THEY'RE ALMOST WHITE
- Would that be all right? - Yeah.
Roper is a jungle animal. He wants to do unspeakable things to your mother and sister.
He apologizes.
- What about Mr. Sultan? - Uh...
Man, shut up.
That's right. Listen, the best thing to do with this crowd is just to walk away.
Well, do it for the homeless, Terry.
Well?
- Yes. Rolling. - I've got here Marvin Shabazz,
Julio.
Shit, man, I didn't pay no $1500 for both these seats...
$2 on the clean cut white boy #MayweatherVsMcGregor
You ain't my daddy … Are you?
- Who is this Irish duper? - Who bought this? Who bought this?
What's that?
- Getting up. - All right, man.
- No, I love you. - I love you.
- You get the pay-per-view pick-up? - I understand that...
Michael Byrd Right B4 Clappin Ashlii Babbitt
$10 million?
to ever beat the heavyweight champion.
- Yes, sir. I have one question. - What?
- Oh, kind of a muscatel. - Go on, sister.
- Yeah. Newsflash. - What gave it away? His record?
No holding.
You're a beautiful human being.
It was like fighting my little sister.
Jews can't be Uncle Toms.
- Right. - I think we found our man.
We just wanted to let you know we got your back.
And if Sultan doesn't give us a shot at the title and he tries to duck us, we will sue him.
Hey, Siegfried. Who's that behind... Who?
for giving me this chance to...
You better watch your back!
Fuck tangible. Give me something real. I want something real. That's what I want.
you've got to be in some kind of shape oh, i'm in shape...i'm round
Well, baby, you know, there's this sweet, gold...