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Terry. May I call you Terry?

was arrested and convicted for assault. He nearly stomped a man to death, very brutally.

Oh I’m in shape I’m round

- Wow, that's bigger than the last one, bro. - No question.

He's at the top of my punching bag list. Look at this shit.

I am the No. 1 contender. I'm tired of James the poodle -

The dimly remembered throb of drums in the night,

And you guys are plenty peeved.

When I came with the right he was on the ground.

The champ... The champ has a few words he wants to say to y'all.

You can still kick his ass. He's still susceptible to an overhand right.

Time for the comeuppance, yes. Time for the comeuppance, yeah!

Supposed to have a fighter here. You got no one. You got nothing.

I want an exclusive interview,

- Get outta the way. - Uh... An arena ve-ver-very...

- We reap what we sow. - We reap what we sow. Yes, Mitch. Yes.

We've been waiting for a new leader to emerge. It's you.

Good to see you. Mitch, Mitch, Mitch. Sit here.

- Julio, come on. - Looks like two moons over Miami.

2 bucks on the clean cut white guy

- That's his thing. - You're not known for your acts of charity.

Well, I was just, uh... I was just wondering up there to Mr. Roper.

Rectally relieved.

Artemus. We will pay the champ what we're obligated to pay him.

as... as Terry and this fight have become.

- I am. - Hey, look, Rev.

You can't do this to me. I've been Sultan's publicist for 20 years.

We're trying to, you know, negotiate. Let me do business.

Cleveland's a real city full of real people not concerned with bourgeois attitudes,

There is no excitement like a much-anticipated heavyweight title fight.

I'll stick with my Merlot Brougham...

He's on Queer Street. Listen.

That's right. Uh, I got a lot of pictures.

into the soul, if one exists,

it's obvious the champion is delaying his entrance to the arena.

That's what we talking about.

- Get this on camera. - Don't you touch him again.

Mr. Roper, Mr. Roper.

The tension is building, and it feels like we're going to have a meltdown.

- Did you hear that? - That's a libelous and racist statement,

- Uh, Tyson-Gibbons. - Ali-Frazier.

Will y'all back off? I'm trying to watch the show.

The champ is an artist, and he's the greatest showman on the planet.

- I am a Jew. - Then you're an Uncle Tom!

This man has been catapulted into the rankings

- Very pleased to meet you. - Terry.

This bout can proceed as scheduled.

Why don't you move your fucking crew out the way? You're fucking up my view.

- He looks good. He looks good. - Yeah. Looks is what counts, isn't it?

- I love you. - Don't you start that.

We can win a Pulitzer.

I'll tell you what it is, Johnny. The boy is scared of me. He's scared of me.

Julio, get up, get up. Come on, come on, come on. Sit.

- Artemus! - Yeah. OK.

you done came up like 7-up, baby.

Hey, look, man, cut the bullshit. I want Shabazz.

on the other side, somebody gotta cut the lawn.

I'm not Irish. I'm not Irish.

Varillas after going down 2 sets to love against Djokovic

I'm telling you what. He's scared of me.

that is going to shock the world.

Ain't nobody's business what I do with my money.

- Artemus? - No.

And I want my goddamn money.

Man, hey, look, nobody's putting your... You ain't my daddy. Are you?

We have here 100,000 cards and letters,

This is a great champion and a great man.

you'll make more money than you've ever dreamed of.

Don't give awaywhat we can sell!

- Bored? - That's right.

Not me. Him, you silly bastard.

See, what we want is a guarantee - that's right -

- All right, man. - Kick it in.

- Who do you plan to fight next? - Uh, well...

- There he is. There he is. - Irish Terry Conklin.

Two bucks on the clean-cut French boy.

It's merlot. And it's a Brougham.

introducing the undefeated, undisputed heavyweight champion of the world...

Get changed. We'll start.