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And the white keys.

He says... he says, If you become champ, Terry,

- You really think I could take him? - He's scared shitless of you.

I love this outfit. Is that a unitard?

Ten years ago, who beat Roper as an amateur?

Don't you forget, I never lost a fight.

For being flawed.

Thank you. All right, man. Come on. Hug him, man.

of the Sultanic era of boxing.

Time and Newsweek say I should be arrested.

- I love you. - Not like I love you.

This is the vineyard of the fistic arts

- So, who beat him? - Who cares? He was an amateur.

James The Grim Reaper Roper.

that my man, Marvin Shabazz Flex O'Neil... Marvin, will you?

and I want you to ask yourself the question -

Yeah. I just want to say that after 38 fights,

That's it? What the hell is this microwave-fight bullshit?

He just keeps circling around. He could get tired. Stu, could there be anything wrong?

You become a man. You wanna start acting like a man, you be a man.

Guess that's kinda like, Close cover before striking.

Hold it. Hold it. Hold it.

Because I'm fresh and good-looking?

- Will you come on? - Watch this.

If I'm making 40, look how much you're gonna make.

Champ's pissed off now.

You rat-soup-eating honky motherfucker!

or the white hoarfrost of an early morn

Sit down. It's a press conference.

You wanna drive a Rolls-Royce, but you don't wanna beat the champ.

I'd sooner be turked by a syphilitic bear.

Vincent, how are you doing, baby? You seen Jules? How's everything?

- Here he is. - Showtime, boys.

- Amateurs don't count, honey. - Are you high? Are you on something?

You gotta be in some kind of shape. Oh, I am in shape. I’m round.

It makes a difference to you how he falls? With a left or a right?

- He wants to promote you. - Who? You?

- You gotta protect yourself. - Uh-huh. You know, I'm not...

Pay-per-view was down 50 per cent on the last heavyweight title fight.

It's a gun. He's got a gun. He's got a gun.

Well. You found Terry Conklin, huh?

- I don't fight any more. - But you're the only man

- they come to ruin it. - Stop talking and step to me.

May the Lord bless you. May the Spirit guide you.

And after I'm done kicking the champ's butt,

- Champion-rolla! - Who are you?

Donovan Stop ducking me

I tell you, I don't want to talk about this. It's over.

I cannot make caviar out of fish eggs!

for the eradication of the homelessness situation in America.

What do you think it's gonna feel like to lose to an amateur, chump?

- He ain't here because he's ducking me. - He'll be knocked naked from the waist down.

Come here. No, no. Look at me. I'm right here. Look this way. Come on.

And what's up with that outfit? You Ali Baba Jackson?

on March 17, St Patrick's Day,

Where'd it come from?

- Congratulations. - Thank you.

The champ. He's never lost as a professional. Right?