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Yeah, well, he'd better really get involved in this play,
but if I did, we wouldn't have a show for the kids.
Look back...
for Ebenezer Madison,
in a Christmas display window.
"This gift certificate entitles Mr. Felix Unger
Poor Tiny Tim.
Hey, Speed?
( all laugh but Oscar )
I'd have you all flogged, you hear?!
Just plain nice.
Look at this. Merry Christmas.
Some wino got tangled up
and run all the technical things.
I would have one minor note.
Yours truly."
we proudly present
"to select a superior, all-new air-germ humidifier
They don't hate me.
Oscar, maybe the reason Christmas gets you down
What do you mean you're packed?
Gentlemen, partake of Christmas cheer.
You can't, you've got to help me trim the tree.
Hold it a minute, will you, Felix?
Felix, you did it again!
You hate everything that is warm and decent,
Santa wouldn't... If he came down that chimney,
If they're not stained, crumpled or smelly,
ALL: ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪
"This messy grave marks the last resting place
You're sitting on the meat loaf.
Mr. Oscar Madison? Yeah.
Roy, read for the part.
That's from all that spicy food you eat.
That spicy food will bring back your ulcer.
Oscar, we need you for the play.
How? We'll take the elevator.
( shivers )
Ah, shut up, and let's play cards.
God bless us all, every one.
ALL EXCEPT OSCAR: ♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly ♪
It's Murray! Your old friend.
We'll find the right man for the job.
That's very funny?