Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

the other real me is the only real me
We'll find somebody else to play the part.
Will you wager or not?
Will you do our play?
( quickly ): Christmas bah humbug humbug I say if I had my way I would...
Yeah, we're lots luckier than Ebenezer Madison.
You'd be perfect.
and buried with a sprig of holly through his heart."
You mean she and that retired general split?
You're among friends, Speed. Don't be coy, come on.
a Scrooge they can hate.
I'm going to call the cops!
"Dear Santy Claus:
Yeah, well, you should have listened to me.
We want you, Felix.
♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride ♪
Come along, dear Tiny Tim.
Oh, no.
"should be boiled in a plum pudding
Oh, save your breath.
of Oscar Madison."
Haunteeeeeed... ( static )
Oh, you don't know what kind of a scary dream I had.
♪ Season's greetings, Oscar boy, my alimony's due ♪
( melodramatically ): Christmas? Bah, humbug!
I have the same note about your performance.
I helped to do that. That's nice, isn't it?
The theater is a collaborative effort,
What, Murray, what?
"Just an old ugly rubber duck here with a busted honker!
and beat the wings off a sugar plum fairy. I'm out.
Okay, let's go.
if he doesn't have a little love in his heart. Yeah.
We don't need Oscar Madison to make this show a hit.
How'd you do that?
But I said you'd never be interested.
Felix was right.
"If I had me way,
Wait till that TV repairman gets here,
God bless us all, every one.
I wouldn't even be in a lousy Christmas play for you guys.
and the government does the rest.
Yeah.
I can't take a sob story on an empty stomach.
Now clear out, everybody!
Hey, listen, ghost, that isn't fair.
You're impossible to live with
Monday morning, he put his uniform back on
is because you just think about yourself.
Christmas Carol at the Midtown Orphanage.
What do you mean, good-bye? What good-bye?