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Don't look at me, Bentley.
We're here with local hero Brian Griffin,
You know what? Just forget it.
blowing up since that interview.
Boy, they're coming out of the woodwork today.
So brave.
I was never neutered.
Your hatred for me is what motivated you your whole life.
(gasps) Unreal. Peter, look, look.
who recently foiled a robbery at Goldman's Pharmacy,
-300 years later, Charlie Bird Parker. -(jazz music playing)
"So, what do you think of my haircut now?"
with the Looney Tunes guys embroidered on it
Yeah, but you can't get...
Just like your hair.
-Never. -Suit yourself.
Brian, are you sure about getting neutered?
Maybe George Townshend was right.
I could just spend all day in here reading.
have to hit him so hard?!
-We understand. -(bells jingling)
(shutter clicks)
I-I can't read that.
Mmm. Go get 'em, Blue Bloods.
Greetings, Lois.
Gross. I'm gonna wear a denim shirt
All the glasses, the bowls, the plates.
Huh? Oh, yeah, crazy.
-Oh, nice! Wonderful! -Great!
Two clicks and I instinctually went right to porn.
Establishing shot.
(exclaiming) You can't use a sword!
You look like Anne Hathaway in Les Misera...
-Who made this? -My wife.
but I'm late for a video conference with
¶ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ¶