Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm going to constantly complain about my fibromyalgia.

Just jeans. You like it?

(gasps) Can you give me a moment?

"I wonder whatever happened to Fairuza Balk"?

Save me, Sensei Dan!

We do, and I can bring Planters peanuts

(laughing loudly)

Can you believe he threw us out? That's discrimination.

That's the one thing men are allowed to control about women.

Yes, but how much do you really know about him?

Did someone die? Do I get to go home early?

is by the cashier.

She did a walk for people with AIDS.

My whole life is a stunt.

You wouldn't dare.

-Oh, you're bad. -I know.

Oh, Stewie, you're gonna make me spit out my saltwater taffy.

But I'm not choosing to do it myself.

The Holy Bri-ble.

I worked my ass off.

but you didn't even read them.

So, what does it feel like to be a hero?

(over P.A.): Yes, I need a price check on extra-small condoms.

"than the destruction of an enemy,

Okay, this is hilarious.

Day one, August 26, clean slate.

Thank you, Brian. That was the last Munich gunman.

and now I realize it was two things.

You're angling your phone so I can't see it.

Seven Spiritual Laws of Success.