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-Huh, no way. -Remember last week when I said,
Perfect. And I have half a graduation cake
He just drank all the time and tried to get laid.
Good evening, Lois.
George Townshend.
(chuckles): No, no, no, no, no, no.
I see you found all of George Townshend's books.
I'm not gonna stop asking.
I'm actually surprised he's still alive.
I've always believed I was destined for a life like yours,
"and my enemy is Brian Griffin.
Nervous but strangely excited.
I just don't understand.
well, then maybe I should cut you out of my life, too.
I'm gonna get really into Halloween, like, really into it!
we just have to let thaw.
who plays average guitar and never texts me back.
-Ken Burns' History of Jazz. -What?
My pleasure, Brian.
"Sizzler: the worst version of your favorite meal."
with short hair is Halle Berry's boobs.
The bad news is
(helicopter blades whirring)
I haven't touched Bonnie's hair in years.
some of my homemade jewelry to your coworkers during lunch.
(shutter clicks)
Once a guy's wife sells something in the break room,
I love her. Isn't her haircut cute?
Hiy...
If I have time.
(bell jingling with footsteps)
back when I was living on the street.
George Townshend, I want to get neutered.