Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

There's homeless sperm on this.

is say you like my haircut, and I'll leave.

Congratulations, Ashley!!!

Can-can you just... n-not-not right now?

It's way high up there.

-Oh, y-your wife with AIDS? -She doesn't have AIDS.

Yep, early admittance.

I'm home! Home is safe!

This morning, I was honored by a local business.

Everyone, I'm Peter Griffin's wife.

Here, Your Honor.

everybody's gonna think we're a lesbian couple.

I'm gonna become a deejay.

She actually wore this to an awards ceremony.

Oh, my God, Peter, what the hell are you wearing?

Thanks for the two dollars.

I'm getting my friend a birthday card in Spanish.

Without me, none of this would've been possible.

Look, Stewie, this is a huge step for me,

-I think you might be right. -About what?

-Please don't. -Here we go, blank page.

Peter, look, Peter.

So, what's next for you, Brian?

¶ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ¶

(helicopter blades whirring)

think you the shit? you not even the fart!!

-Thank you. -He likes to have the last word.

(classical music playing)