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You have to hit her.
I know this is something I gotta do.
to her recital practice at 3, right?
Do I have to call her a bitch, really?
Anally raped.
from chronic bitch dependency, Mr. DuBois.
? Till you return? ? Don't want to ?
? I'll come and hold you?
? Like a deep blue sea ?
Tom!
Hi, uh, uh, Mr. Usher.
but, tsk, this computer is running a bit slow.
Sweetest taboo you are in rare form
Hello?
? Other things I gotta deal with?
? Sarah's smile?
want to go to a basketball game just to see the game,
Uh, yes, we've gotta call her that, Tom.
? Deep down you know It's best?
What is it, honey?
That's L-A-N- Got it.
Trust me on this one.
Uh-huh, uh-huh. Easy, boys.
for an exorbitant fee is my way of giving
Tom, if you're not ready to take control,
Yay.
about your violated rectum.
"we need another computer" shit.
Why are you trying to kill Usher?
You's a bitch
And perhaps you're not providing enough excitement for her.
Well, Tom, I'm sorry to hear about the split.
I ain't never gettin' married.
Let's go get some fresh air.