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[smooth rap music playing]
Also, you humans kidnap and eat our babies.
My best men haven't been able to kill Bazarack. I forbid it!
Billy on team.
How can I help?
On a scale of one to ten, how intimidating do I look?
Four? See!
[narrator] This is Farzar.
-Good thing his race can grow new heads. -[small voice] How intimidating am I now?
You're going outside the dome into the barren alien wasteland
[melancholy tone]
Actually, he's right.
It appears to be the work of Bazarack.
♪ He grinds our grandmas into paste ♪
Time to open Mommy's presents!
"I'm gonna heat up this clothes hanger on a stove
I hate that mustard-colored fuck.
[gasps] Oh! Look! A is for artery. B is for brains. C is for--
I didn't know you could say the N-word on Disney.
Yeah, is this gonna be more like Futurama or Rick and Morty?
Yeah, I knew you'd die without me and I'd feel guilty skipping your funerals.
Fuck, yeah!
Damn it. I should be dead.
Hey, asshole, those are my kills!
Trust me. That won't be a problem.
Even when I'm happy. Where'd my assistant go?
[melancholy tone]
Weapons? I'm your man.
All right, you aliens, come and--
"I've finally captured you, Bazarack!" "Have mercy on me, mighty Renzo."
Hereby make you a General.
Bazarack Francine Finklestein.
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