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Why is "Finklestein" written on the elastic of your tighty-whities?
♪ He took a shit in my mailbox ♪
Now we're talking, Barry! I can't wait to kill some aliens with this. Ooh!
Holy hell! We've got to redecorate this whole base!
I made you a fake general to shut you up.
in front of this guy who's here to kill me for some reason.
Fichael takes the lead on kills!
♪ Your daddy is an evil asshole ♪
The past tense of shit? Great name, Fichael.
Thanks. I'm your leader, General Fichael.
See? An angular nose really brings up your fright factor.
♪ We had wealth until he stole it ♪
How do you look, sir?
♪ Your daddy is an evil asshole ♪
Suckle that, you little shit. [laughs]
I am destined to rid the planet of evil.
[Fichael] A cocktopus!
What's the plan?
-Get the fuck out of here! -[wheels squeak]
♪ He played beach volleyball With our heads ♪
What?!? My perfect son, a joke?!
Sure, I'll put a quote-unquote "team" together for you.
-No, you didn't! -No, I didn't.
[dial-up modem sounds playing]
Ow!
Ah, fuck, yeah!
My skin is covered in bumps and my breath has turned to smoke.
[suspenseful music playing]
♪ Farzar ♪
Screw it. You know what? Just go capture him and bring him here.
Your dad is evil.
But what I really want for my birthday is to be a general.
Would you stop playing around?
-That's too bad about Bazarack. -[sighs]
Now, let's take care of that bush, General.
Of course you're a goddamn joke. Didn't you notice I named you S.H.A.T. Squad?