Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm going on a mission, and it's not to bring back rocks for your koi pond.

She's right, Fichael.

You know what Mommy likes. Oh, yeah.

I don't have fatallergies?

You wanted to see me, Lord Bazarack?

Yeah, you can just say, "Here." Val Skullcruncher.

I have a shockingly slender penis.

You did it, son.

Everyone who saw that, kill yourself.

[rim shot plays]

♪ He parked in my handicapped spot! ♪

Fine, we'll kill Bazarack without you then.

All right, you aliens, come and get some!

For some reason? It's my destiny to rid this planet of evil.

Hi! My family and I are looking for new friends.

What's next? A gold-plated girlfriend?

Oh, look at that. Guess you already have. Oh, well.

Wait a minute. What's the new password?

I landed on my goddamn Ski-Doo keys!

Give me that map!

I'm so mad I could do a backflip.

Yeah, is The Emoji Movie gonna be more like The LEGO Movie or Wreck-It Ralph?

♪ R is for ripping off my face ♪

We is the Intellectoids,

Where's my fucking rim shot?

And, uh, make sure you hydrate, okay? Don't want to cramp up mid-murder.