Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[fanfare playing]

Yes. Well, I was until my nervous breakdown.

We can learn so many things out here.

Sanchez! Don't be a hero!

No sunset sloppies for a month!

But you will when you see this. Curtains!

Billy pick flowers for best friend. Aha!

Gold-plated socks, gold-plated gold bars,

We were pinned down and I had to eat my whole goddamn platoon.

Sorry, Fichael. I'll never turn my back on you again.

I don't like to brag about it, but it's big.

How did this happen?

-Cool! Slide whistle! -[melancholy tone]

I told Fichael not to go on this mission. He may be dead for all I know.

Cool. Slide whistle.

to keep out the aliens and their diabolical leader, Bazarack.

Clitaris, get your gargoyle-looking, fat fucking wife in here.

Yes. I need to know

I'll tinker with this, if you don't mind. We attack at dawn! You're a warrior now.

-Cool. Slide whistle. -[melancholy tone]

Except for Tina, who calls me Ms. Skullcunt.

Look, I fixed your watch.

Dad, I just wanted to clear up something.

Oh, I can't wait to tell all my quote-unquote "friends."

by our brave son, Fichael.

Nope. It's for me.

See? Daddy evil. But don't just take my word for it.

The way to Bazarack is through the nether regions,

Mom, I know we're rich, but I'd prefer a living pet.

This… this isn't even a map.

Anyway, listen up, team.

That's why I bought this from my Snuffle Snart dealer.