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He thinks I'm a joke.
Is it cunt, Ms. Skullcunt?
Yes! Do I get my own team of soldiers?
I mean, how dare you interrupt us?
We gotta get Fichael back here before my wife's done shopping.
Thank you for telling me the truth about my hot daddy,
Back off, mother f**ker, that's my kill!
So this is outside. It's glorious!
Needs batteries.
and I love him.
Where the fuck am I?
We go all around the table until we're one big Russian nesting doll.
He invaded our planet, pushed us off our land,
Why do you care how you look, sir?
Sure. Just blow into this and it causes instant death.
What? I have a six-year-old nephew
Anyway, today is the day--
-We've got to do something quick. -Oh, uh, "quickly." It's an adverb.
If what he said was true,
Nothing is too good for my new general.
So that's the only reason you care if I live or die. Got it.
Dramatic!
I get the most kills on every mission. I had this!
Reporting for duty, sir.
[melancholy tone]
[Flammy moans]
Cough.
Whoa! You're, like, Farzar's top scientist.
[ominous music plays]
Okay, the map says we've got to make it through the very bad, bad, bad forest.
Change of plans.
Good morning, Special Hostile Assault Team!
Great. Where should I hang this fake head?
It's dry, Fichael. So dry. I'm afraid it's gonna start a fire.
[trills]
I made it back without losing my last human part.