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What? I have a six-year-old nephew
Is it cunt, Ms. Skullcunt?
Where the fuck am I?
We go all around the table until we're one big Russian nesting doll.
Change of plans.
So this is outside. It's glorious!
Anyway, today is the day--
Sure. Just blow into this and it causes instant death.
Back off, mother f**ker, that's my kill!
[Flammy moans]
Great. Where should I hang this fake head?
Nothing is too good for my new general.
It's dry, Fichael. So dry. I'm afraid it's gonna start a fire.
Cough.
Good morning, Special Hostile Assault Team!
Why do you care how you look, sir?
[ominous music plays]
and I love him.
Needs batteries.
He invaded our planet, pushed us off our land,
-We've got to do something quick. -Oh, uh, "quickly." It's an adverb.
Whoa! You're, like, Farzar's top scientist.
I made it back without losing my last human part.
Okay, the map says we've got to make it through the very bad, bad, bad forest.
He thinks I'm a joke.
Thank you for telling me the truth about my hot daddy,
Reporting for duty, sir.
I mean, how dare you interrupt us?
[trills]
Yes! Do I get my own team of soldiers?
Dramatic!
I get the most kills on every mission. I had this!
[melancholy tone]
So that's the only reason you care if I live or die. Got it.
We gotta get Fichael back here before my wife's done shopping.
If what he said was true,