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[screams]
So about the team… [inhales through teeth]
Let's just enjoy the game.
Like a piece of shit Disney show.
Kids, today we are doing an educational field trip with my sister.
What's your name, little guy?
Really? Well, shit. Come on in.
Right. No, Billy, you must grip the shaft tighter or you'll never climax.
Whatever.
Oh, yes, come on!
♪ S is for sucked out eyeball ♪
[Mal grunting]
Didn't you say it was your destiny to rid this planet of evil?
Apparently the Czar's son is on his way here to assassinate you.
You betrayed me for Snuffle Snarts?
That means we're the bad guys.
[upbeat music playing]
Do you know how scary that dude is?
Dad, I ask you every year and you never let me.
My bone throne. Excellent.
Deep down, I always knew you could.
but I cannot betray him.
A map to Bazarack's hidden base.
Billy scared!
Get away! Stop making me look silly
Got any shit here that kills things?
You think I'm evil? [chuckles]
Now relax.
♪ He kicked my wife in the twat ♪
Thank God, you…
Holy piss, this thing is uncomfortable.
and shove it up your tiny, yellow ding-dong."