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[suspenseful music plays]
Your mom made that up to keep you in the city because she's overprotective.
Renzo, you are done for!
I've been on over 700 missions in the alien wasteland.
Perception is reality, mister!
The guys on my team say you think we're a joke.
I… I just can't believe it.
-Cool! Slide whistle! -[melancholy tone]
S.H.A.T.? Our name is S.H.A.T.?
-You know, since it's here… -All right, five minutes.
Be a good guy. Join me.
♪ To make himself a goddamn toilet ♪
but I guess you done knew that since you is too.
Your son has been captured by Bazarack.
Wormholes? Hmm.
You got me, your new BFF!
Yeah, even Billy knew that. Yes.
But I think I can convince my father to treat your people fairly.
Barry Barris?
-Yep. -Pretty much.
But only to my mother's shower.
Our history books are all lies. Your dad wrote them.
Twerk them tits.
Where's my eyebrow plucker? I want to look pissed off all the time.
Thanks for sticking by me, guys. You're true friends.
Yeah, you single? My friend's nephew is looking for some trim.
Scootie! I knew you'd come.
Anyway, another fine display of plasma swordsmanship
You still believe that crap?
You can't tell me what to do!
Oh, it's not for aliens. It's for you.
Now, I make stuff like this.
Mom says if I breathe pollen, my organs will disintegrate.
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