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[ dial-up modem sounds ]
What? My perfect son, a joke?
[Mal] Oh!
I eat my own hair.
[kids scream]
Me Billy. Hey!
[Mal] This is our base, dumbass.
Oh, yeah.
[roars]
How does Lieutenant BFF sound?
I don't care which side I'm on. Kills are kills.
If you do, your mother will divorce me. I'm not losing my throne.
That is straight-up offensive.
You want me to kill my own dad?
and it came with a mask and a trick-or-treat pumpkin?
Humans! Kill them sum bitches.
[screams]
Yeah, okay, Tina, we need to talk.
Ooh, I'm a sassy bitch! Now let's get to work, you dicks.
They're delicious, nutritious, and high in omega threes.
-[cackles] -[thunder crashes]
The throne? I don't want him to die because
Cool, slide whistle!
Now, relax. Now, relax.
S.H.A.T. Squad, the koi pond mission is off.
Just drop this capsule into liquid and it hydrates into a bouncy castle.
How else do you get your neighbors to take off their shoes so you can sniff them?
I do. I don't like to brag about it, but it's big, by the way.
Cool. Just like how I'm your quote-unquote "son"?
You're going to convince that evil bastard to be nice? How?
No. I am.
It's made of bones, sir.
Um, four?
I call it the sui-slide whistle.
-who I'm trying to get laid. -Wow, the teacher is cute!
♪ He crucifies our pets ♪
I did it!
Why is my son such a goddamn stupid, spoiled little shit?
Oh, gross.
[narrator] Then Renzo married Queen Flammy.