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When you ask her, "What are we?"
I tell you somebody's fooling around
That's fucked up.
And finally I realized, duh, you love the girl, marry her.
- I see you, baby shaking that ass - Ah!
A special haircut.
[Stifler] Oh, amazing.
The neighbors complain about the noises above
me and the achievements
I love you!
I-I will get it for you. Nonsense. I can get a cutting board.
I'm impressed.
Hey, Finch... I know, shut up. Kevin.
-Sim. -Compra.
Well, we meet again.
I've got something really nice cooking up for you. Well, we love surprises.
Stifler. Oh, man.
because you have to make love work.
We're so close, and there's still so much to do.
Bye. Good luck with the dress.
Louder! Y-Y-Y-Y-Yes. Bachelor party.
So, you got a date for this thing?
My napkin? [Man] Mr. Levenstein.
She's a beautiful girl, and you're you.
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I'm a dog lover.
Oh, fuckin' right, doggy!
Don't break character ever again.
I'm a white light blindin'bright
Get a real job That's what they said to me
I got class
Hey, tough guy.
You are quite the gentleman, Stifler.
So, let's not focus on that.
Follows you back home
Yeah, no problem. Hey, who's your friend? Uh, K-Kevin.
Jim, you learned to dance.
Well, it's just this one day.
Okay. What's the problem?
We've experienced some things we didn't think were possible.
Gonna take that booty to the nudie dimension Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey
Okay. All right then. What do you have in your hand there?
You understand where I'm going? I do. I, uh... I think I, uh...
Fabulous. Seeing that was worth anything.
we can get there by the time they close... a three-hour drive.
MIGUEL?? SRA. BERE...
ضعي إصبعك في مؤخرتي!
I don't want to discuss this. Quiet! Oh, quiet yourself.
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Lessons. Okay. I have to convince her parents that I'm not a shithead.
[Michelle] But it was Mark. I thought you really liked him. He was nice.
[All] Cheers.
But she only comes when she's on top
[Slams Bottle Down] Fuck you, Finch.
Asleep at dawn
But right now
- Yeah. - [Barks]
I'm Overjoyed
[Zipper Unzips]
What is his defining characteristic?
Holy... Well, there you are.
Who sucks donkey dick?
Oh. Well, we have now.
- They are fast here. And nicely attired. - What's going on here?
Stifler.! Granny.!
[Mary Chuckles] Please come on in.
I mean, do you act differently around certain people? Namely me.
OH F***ING RIGHT DOGGY, THAT'S GOOD CAKE
What's, uh... What's the problem?
Sure thing, babe. Good.
I'm still a nympho. Oh, I'm still a perv.
Jim sucks donkey dick! Jim sucks donkey dick!
full-bodied, masculine wine.
Boy, pubic hair was just not an issue when I was dating.
Ooh heaven is a place on earth
You selfish boy. Next time, bring enough for everybody.
There's no keg anywhere.
Your body's not quite what I was expecting, but that's okay.
Threw away my reputation
Well, tastes like twigs and berries.
You Don't wanna bejust like you
Yes, uh, good. Um, go on.
Because he just checked on the dogs. Good work, man. I did.
Hi Hi
- What are you doing here? - Happy fuck day, ass mouth.
[Dog Panting]
I just wanted to makeJim look good for you guys.
And-And besides, sometimes it's... it's nice to be a little more traditional.
Congratulations.
Wanna see us kiss?
Hey pussys pussy
I thought, uh, the-the dish was broken.
[Coughing] Oh, my...
Freedom
I'm so proud to be joining your family.
Oh, no
[Gasping, Screaming]
now is the time. Okay. Okay!
Now, I told everyone that you were up north with my parents.
Are you completely insane?
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That? Knockin' on wood.
I'm looking like a fool again Whoa
Who sucks donkey dick? Schave sucks donkey dick! Schave sucks donkey dick!
It shouldn't take long. Just don't let her talk to anyone.
- Okay. - Who let this boy out of the closet?
Yeah. Really don't wanna talk about it right now. I just wanna go home.
I... I... I'm just...
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I love these guys. Hey, you guys want more Snausages? Huh? There you go.
What is it?
All right. [Dog Growling]
Oh!
Well, I'll tell you, Mary. I can't recall a single moment with either one of them...
Uh, nope.
It's... It's one of my favorite stories. Where should I begin?
[Mary] I'd like to book a tee time for my husband...
How you feeling, sexy? Pretty good.
I don't know. I hope he likes me.
I certainly have. I have. I've boned.
use your napkin.
.
.
Excuse me, guys.
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girl that I've... I've been with.
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Pussy’s pussy
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I came here to do something...
Put the cake down. Check it out. I made it myself.
Jim, your suspicions are confirmed.
Are you happy now, man? Why are you here?
Um, Finch, rudeness and obscenity won't change anything.
- Hey, Paul. Hey, Kevin. - Mom, I want you to meet Steven.