Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

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Who sucks donkey dick? Frank sucks donkey dick!

I taught him that.

Not, uh... Not so bad, huh? All right.

Stifler, maybe you could forget about your dick for one second and actually be useful.

Well, I mean, you know, Jim, I'm a married man.

I just don't feel quite like a virgin in it.

I'm bouncing off the walls again Whoa

It's on like Donkey Kong, bi-i-itch.

[Thud] [Water Sloshing]

- Nothing. - Then why the excitement?

No, ma'am. Just getting started.

You what? Don't worry.

Hello. Hello. I'm Mary Flaherty.

I'm on it. Thank you.

Hark, now hear the sailors cry

Did I say that out loud?

The food and the drink are really bad.

[Ominous Synthesized]

you want this for here or to go?

Between Grandma and Stifler and Cadence. The cake. The cake!

Convincing employees to call out bad behaviour in the work group chat

We don’t quit at halftime

And the pool table. And the car.

Wait. Okay. Wh-What if, uh... What if you, uh, plan the bachelor party?

Well, if this is your idea of a proposal...

Oh, wedding this. Suck my ass that.

Here's a thought. Grow a sack, fill it with some balls,

- [Chuckles] - I won't forget this moment.

Who sucks donkey dick? Frank sucks donkey dick!

Yeah... Fuck those fuckers!!!

I... How did you get up the nerve to check out a gay bar?

The dress she wants is Amsale. They have a store in Chicago.

No, I mean you and me.

Gentlemen, I would like to introduce...

there is no time to redo all that work.

I love yarn more than life itself!

Get some help! Harold, call the police! No, no, please.

Hey, guys! Hey, hey.

Everything's free. What do you want?

Oh, boy. Let's go look at the candelabrum, honey.

Grandma, I want you to meet some people.

- It's in there. - It's not in this closet...

[Stifler] Hey, where are you going?

just relax, take it slow...

Huh? No, no, no, no! Stop! What?

Real ones. All right.

Yeah. Fuck those fuckers.

Can't I just watch?

Oh, yeah? Listen up, ass jockey.

- [Groans] - Shut the fucking door!

Yes. Yes, Finch. Thank you.

Uh, so, cleaning lady,

Oh, you've never tried it?

more than I could...

[Scoffs] Whatever you and Finch are pulling, she seems to like you both.

- Think Finch is a possibility? - Oh, Finch is boneable.

Yeah, I hated it. No, you're really good.

Ohh! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

I put serious thought into that letter.

I must have forgotten my camera at home, Steven.

I don't know how, but you do. Everything is gonna be fine.

we don't quit at halftime

Me when I first heard her talk

and let the good times roll.

Make yourselves at home. Right this way. Thank you.

- Sure, it does. - No fuckin' shit it does.

We're sick of all your crying Will you ever shut up

- Idiot. - Well, break it in half. Come on.

Give us a drink.

And did I mention Hey, pay attention

[Stammering] You are all in for a hard punishment now.

This is... This is true. This is good. Guys, here's to the next step.

[Chuckles] Yes, I'm afraid he's no Ulysses.

So don't bother looking for them or anything, you know.

Oh, no. I need help with my vows, not my period.

- The dads aren't here yet? - I'll go find him.

Qui suce Des pénis

Really sucks. Go fix it.

[Meowing, Sucking]

But she only comes when she's on top

Don’t push me Cause I’m close to the edge

Master put the mop in my fanny.

You know, when is the right time? Is there a right time?

Are you saying I'm impolite or something?

Michelle Anabeth Flaherty,

Fuckin right doggy Lick my cock while I finger my asshole

I mean, if ever there was a time to be happy and smile the biggest smile,

Hey, Finch, I think they got your size.

sort of behavior, but I keep messing up.

Like I said, this is awesome.

So, has Michelle ever told you the story ofhow we fell in love?

Who sucks donkey dick? Jim sucks donkey dick!

So, how long do we have to stay in here for?

Good work. Hey, no problem.

Thanks, shit-brick.

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and I just see the chakras and the things I can do to her and...

Can I get a Hallelujah? Hallelujah, Stifler!

How much you weigh? Why?!

Hey, shithead. I didn't cancel my reservation.

Hey, guys. Thanks for coming out here and meeting me.

Shit-brick, come on.

Know you like I take your back

Oh, oh, oh! [Mouthing Words]

That's who would actually make the dress. And I'm afraid Leslie has gone for the day.

Hey, you know, my friend would really dig your vibe. Will you wait here?

No one has ever slapped my ass like that.

[Jim] It's so forever, you know. It-It's, uh...

and I'm not gonna let anything ruin it.

And make you move Uh-huh

like a big, fluffy linen closet at the end of the main hallway.

you know, down in that general area.

Fuckin right doggie

and-and I'm... I'm just some ungrateful dog-rapist.