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I say we split up and ask around for a Leslie Summers.
Who sucks donkey dick?
Give us a drink.
Is it kinky? I don't think so. No.
The Stif-man showed him the way.
[Chuckles] Harold.
Well, that's one dick we are not inviting.
you have a long way to go.
She wasn't into the heavy intellectual stuff.
Hey there, sweet little thing.
We're... Well, yeah, I guess I hope he likes me.
No cock grab, no dancing!
Happy Birthday!
Well, the wedding should be rather entertaining.
So, uh, Jim said that you've always kind ofbeen there for him...
Coach, this is kinda gay.
- [Harold] Is it fresh? - Oh, it's so fresh.
Who sucks donkey dick? Pac blu sucks donkey dick!
Hey there, you sweet manly thing. [Chuckles]
That sounds good. We'll see you later.
- You what? - Who put what where?
Ohh. Anything for a French person.
can still make me, uh, squeal like a pig.
[Groaning] What are you, a dancing clown?
Ohhhh! Ohh!
Laid
Because he just checked on the dogs
You really are an asshole.
Cadence, this is Paul Finch. Finch, meet my younger sister, Cadence.
'Cause I want you to be my lady
[Chattering]
Generally I'm just me. If people don't like it, then that's their problem, right?
Anything for Annie to get her dress
[Stifler] Oh, baby. I'm so ready for this.
Ritalin's never gonna feel the same
What makes you think you're invited?
So, how long have you been a sommelier, Mr., um...
Maybe a blow job or some titty grabbin'. [Laughs]
You didn't prance around here like a ballerina for the whole week.
Ooh heaven is a place on earth
Hi.
Maybe you should just leave, Stifler.
- Can I get a Hallelujah? - Hallelujah, Stifler!
This bed is on fire with passionate love
- [Both Yelling] - [Gasping Continues]
I think you're the most special girl I've ever known.
Anxious might be more accurate.
I have something to look for in a woman now.
Laid
It's a dress, a visit to band camp.
I had actually been trying to figure it out for a while.
to give everything I am to you.
Or something like that. I don't know. It was great. God, I miss him, but...
And every penny from my last paycheck
[Giggles] How can I clean you if you are not dirty?
Jesus!
[Skipped item nr. 1246]
Whoo! Uh-huh.
Hey. What?
Nemám Tušení. Jsem jejich dobrý kamarád Steven
Well, I can see you're very surprised to see me here. A little bit.
- FuckJim, man! This is for us. - Take her top off.
Hungry. [Chuckles]
I see you baby Selling those bags
Oh. I haven't been this confused since I got my first period.
That's her. Holy shit, dude.
So, uh, Cadence say anything about me?
Yes. You have a phone call.
See, I was saying that soon... we could talk.
- Your friend here was just leaving. - Eat shit.
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
You know, this has actually made quite an impression on me.
Um, the wedding's not for another hour.
Nor did I, sir,
He’s a maniac, maniac
Laid
Aplace on earth
I'm looking like a fool again Whoa
I've just never walked into a room and...
Anything I can do.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Dye my eyes and call me pretty
So, my mom found the dogs playing with something unusual this morning.
Fought with kitchen knives and skewers
Who Sucks Donkey Dick? Ticketmaster Sucks Donkey Dick
Whoo-hoo-hoo.!
[Sighs] This is amazing.
That's the spirit, sweetheart.
Oh, there you are.
Bro, that's it?
Just like you This is the anthem Throw all your hands up
I'm bouncing off the walls again Whoa
Michelle's grandmother's... my mother's... wedding ring.
- [Yelps] - Oh!
- [Yelling] - Come on. Work it! Hustle!
Hey, I hate to be nosy and impolite, but, um,
which would baffle most cultures around the world.
[Laughing]
Everybody, just quiet! Lower your voice.
that monsieur here is stuck right between Scylla and Charybdis.
[Laughs]
Hey, pussy’s pussy
What?
Ohhh-oh
this mofo right here does not want the Stif-meister,
I'm confident that I can give you my blessing.
A wedding. A wedding, yeah.
They say in heaven love comes first [Woman] Whoo-hoo.!
I thought you could persuade Mr. Finch to share his room.
And you
I don't know. They said to hide.
I promised you the wedding of your dreams,
I’m sick of waiting
Everybody say, Bye. 'Bye.
Yeah.
Maybejust a little uh-uh Looky, looky
Yeah, baby, she's got it
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
you.
Are you just saying all of this?
Whatever. Fuck it. I'm walkin' anyway.
[Stifler] Already done that. [Finch] Very good of you.