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Oh, fuckin right Doggy!
I locked you out You cut a hole in the wall
He's... He's a... He's a maniac. And you're a maniac, you know that?
Now what we need... a cutting board.
I found you sleeping next to me I thought I was alone
Do you wanna be part of that crowd
Uh, we have... we have right here a 1999...
Maybe you'd wanna make things extra special tonight.
I was curious. Didn't see you here.
Now, please, vanish.
I
I'm preparing for the festivities.
Hey. Any luck?
I'll frame it. Then I'll write my memoirs.
Ay! Ay!
One more song for the radio station
Just follow my lead. I'll try.
Congratulations, Jism!
Belvedere, ma'am. Oh. Belvedere.
You know what? I think you guys are out of luck. Why don't you go home?
Good talking to you.
- Jim. - Hmm?
[Both Chuckle]
Grandmother fucker.
Jim, you've given me everything I've ever wanted.
Oh. Whoa! Ready to go?
You didn't eat shit, okay?
BYE, YOU FUCKING PUSSIES.
It's like it's... I'm never gonna be able to explain it.
[All Coughing]
Cheers, gentlemen, sweetheart.
I had no idea. I'm their good friend Steven.
It puts the dress in the drawer and it does as it's told.
Oh, you are so beautiful. Oh, I just wanna...
We should all be so happy.
No pussy, no dancing. Okay?
And I've got nothing left to lose
[Chuckles]
You know what? Let's just leave the surprises till tomorrow, huh, guys?
What's happening here?
What I'm saying is this is the anthem throw all your hands up
- I'll show you fuckers. - Bye.
I don't recognize half the people in this place. [Doorbell Rings]
that you're gonna remember for the rest of your life.
And together we will float into the mystic
Hey. Wow. You are a bear.
With all the years I've wasted on you
Who sucks donkey dick? Happy49@bogpond.com sucks donkey dick!
Come on. Let's see some determination.
Who sucks donkey dick? James sucks donkey dick! James sucks donkey dick!
Oh, yeah, excuse me. Pardon me. Pardon me.
Who sucks donkey dick? Frank sucks donkey dick!
Aw. [Pop On Jukebox]
Oh, the caterer said she was saving the truffles for tomorrow.
[Chuckles]
To our lovely daughter Michelle, L'chaim.
it's-it's all the more meaningful.
Back away from the animal.
Ah. Uh, well, yes.
when you're not, um, boning...
Oh, really? Guess what, shit-brick, it's a wedding.
What? I told her it was a neck massager.
Marriage is not about, uh, animal lusting and-and kinky sex games.
Thank you. Oh, my God. Thank you.
Michelle, I think you need to stop. Okay, keep going.
Well, where? I'll go get it.
Where’s the girl? What the fuck are we talking about?
Hey, Stifler. Why don't you come in and make yourself comfortable?
I'm not sure.
Impolite would be an improvement. Look,
So, you like my pants, Stiffy? Whatever, dude. As long as the girls are worth it.
Ohh that's better fucker!
But I will have some of that wine, sir.
Oh, I'll just drive up north all by myself.
That you ever met was me
With my chances on the danger line
You're right. Love isn't just a feeling.
That's... That's a start.
Well, it's nice to meet you. Yeah, you too.
Cadence.
Yeah. Um, uh, you need to come into the kitchen right now.
[Groans]
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
What do I have to say
How did a little perv like you turn into such a great guy?
Well, I think you look great. Thank you.
We don’t quit at halftime Mott!
Well, the good things are never free
No. Let's see.
I love you.
Uh, let's see, that would be never.
Pussy!
Here you go. One serving dish. Excellent.
Anything else you need? No. No, that's, uh...
No, no, no. Don't check on the dogs. They're fine.
- [Yelps] - Why don't you go dust with your perverse European cousin?
I'll have turkey.
It's a chocolate truffle. Ooh, yummy.!
So, Finch, what are you gonna do with that fancy NYU diploma?
Everything is, uh... Everything is perfectly fine.
The longer a marriage lasts,
Finch, you don't think there's one girl you're destined to spend your entire life with?
- Get over here, you little rascal. - We were just talking about Michelle's wedding band.
Cadence!
Cake Fucking right doggie
Oh, hey. Gettin' a little frisky. [Smack]
So you’re gay?
That's right.
Oh! No, no, no! No, it's not.
This is the anthem Throw all your hands up
And it's like he's been paying more attention to the dogs than me.
You're not a very stealthy thief.
Really? Oh, I'm afraid we've never met. Oh.
Now what I need you to do is drag your ass down to your little store,
- Oh, no. Oh, no! - Make it stop. Make it stop.
I'm the happiest man in the world.
Steve, come over here.
Whenever you get a chance.
FOCUS! FOCUS! FOCUS!
Good, Connor. Very good. Good, DeBoer.
Hey, let's keep this to ourselves. Huh? Okay?
Congratulation, jism!
and somehow you always come out of it better than you went in.
- [Mrs. Flaherty] Shh. - Okay.
Mom and Daddy's got the best cocaine
Fuckers, it's not my fault!
Leapster Explorer. Coming Fall 2005. You Want Some Spartans Tonight We Die In Hell For Dinner. Coming Fall 2005. Kitty Litter. Coming Fall 2005.
Um, sometimes I watch the Discovery Channel, and...
I
I did no such thing anywhere.
Right! Yeah!
Oh, my goodness. Well, honey,
Gonna have sex with Cadence
Oh!
[Groaning]
we don't quit at halftime ma'am!!
- Yes, it is. - You bet it is.
Ooh! That's better, fucker! [Knocking]
[Finch] Oh, Stifler's mom. [Blowing Bubbles]
Now, I thought about what you said, Kev.
He's not here. Park the cars down there where he won't see them.