Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

You still pissed about me and Cadence?

Love life, get paid and then get laid.

He'd just look up at me... Maybe you could dance.

Ooh. Dick. Fucking hate not hating you

Jesus! Damn it, Stifler.

- [Chuckles] - Cadence.

You hooked up with one other girl for, what, 10 seconds.

You need to take another look around.

Extra attention means you're concerned.

Fucking right doggy that's good cake!

Where no one lives

Stifler, why in the world are you focused on me?

- You're an asshole. - I know.

You're okay. I-I-I mean, uh... I mean, I like you.

Don't push me cause I'm close to the edge

Oh. Fuckin' right, doggy! That's good cake!

Horny, like I wanna bone.

Step back to see what's going on Zyskowski.

Here, let me get that.

Why? Why ha... What do you mean?

There you go. Okay. You keep fighting the good fight, sir.

Excuse me. Thank you.

When you ask her, "What are we?"

Thank you, sir.

How do you... How do you know how to do this?

[Skipped item nr. 238]

But boning aside, um, I think they call it making love...

We don't quit at halftime!

Well, Michelle, we did it. Happy graduation.

It's fantastic. Fantastic.

They're nice, aren't they? Yes. Artificial. Nice try.

Ooh, yep, that's what I'm talking about. [Laughs]

- Eat 'em up, fellas. - Give me some.

Don’t push me cause I’m close to the edge I’m trying not to lose my head. Uh-huh uh-huh

You know, I think he's screwed.

Happy graduation

- Bet you do. - But I don't know why you do...

[Yipping] I'm talking to you.

Voltaire? Stifler, please, who was Voltaire?

Try not to bruise it

- Are you Miss Zyskowski? - Who are you?

You know, actually, um...

could not be more thrilled for you, Jim.

- Are you okay? - [Whimpers]

Oh my God, what the fuck is going on?

[Skipped item nr. 1737]

Everyone wants a piece of the Stif-meister.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some shit to attend to.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

My dick looks like a corn dog. I got cake all over my balls.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

and the woman I can't be without.

- Or better yet, go blow your dad! - My dad?

Every day I'm Trufflin'

Everybody's got their problems

Jim's got single friends, right? Yes.

Oh, my Lord.! Jesus, Mary and Joseph!

- [Roars] - [Roars]

Shit! Give me 10 minutes?

Your penis is getting blended Yay

The answer's no. I can dance.

Who sucks donkey dick? Kresz sucks donkey dick!

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I mean, I don't want to seem slutty or anything. I'm trying to attract a decent guy here.

You are... Oh, you're a wreck. What...

Okay, if you never mention that ever again, that'd be great.

- [Jim] Stop enjoying it so much. - Lick it off!

No cock grabbing, no dancing!

Because I'm freakin'you, baby Drivin'you crazy

Finch said Stifler talked to her.

I love the way the tulips accentuate the, um...

Oh, my God. What the fuck is going on?

were because of me.

'Cause I don't know if it's for sure

'Cause Daddy's a regular here. Do you want to get a drink?

I'm your fire at your desire

So, I just wanted to say I'm sorry if I freaked you out with the whole kiss thing.

Okay, Michelle. Michelle.

- I-I-I was just trying to get him off, Dad. - That is your son?

You're a motherfucker.

I'm freakin'you, baby Drivin'you crazy

- You don't mind, do you, Steven? - No.

Oh, for heaven sakes. You brought your sons?

- What? - Yeah, I'm that guy.

Michelle wants a dress that she can't get.

OH FUCKIN' RIGHT DOGGY TAT'S GOOD CAKE!!

[Chuckles] Shaving.

We're having a great time. I think I've got it all.

The coming together of two families from different backgrounds.

Well, that's an honest answer.

But in the meantime, I don't think it would hurt to get a little rowdy this weekend.

- Don't go in there. Lord knows what they'll do to you. - I love this dog!

Not me. That's what I wish. You know, this is...

You didn't get to cleaning, little bitch fucker? Huh? Ow!

might be a little bit different than mine.

this-this is a little, uh, difficult to explain.

I mean, do you think he really likes you? Like...

Stick a finger in my ass!!!

Okay, I know... I know what you're doing. Look. Have you seen yourself?

Don't fuck around.

[Jim] Isn't it great? We're getting married.

And I want you to be a lady

Hi. How are you? Congratulations.

Oh, she's okay. Oh, yeah, yeah, Dad. She's okay. She's just a little tired.

Aye-yay-yay. Oh, my God!

One more song for the radio station

He didn't want to do it. He said he didn't want to ruin what we had...

Could you just dance for me, please?

Just stay calm. I'm available, she's available. It's all good.

Hi. Where’s the girl?

I think with the Summer Blossoms. Mm-hmm.

You wipe that shit-eating grin off your face, you punk-ass little bitch.

maybe you couldjust, uh, you know,

Jim, look what you did. Look what I did?

'Cause I'm still here Whoa, whoa

- Oh, well, you have no idea. - Actually, I do.

I do not deserve a girl this cool.

Ere the bonnie boat was won as we sailed into the mystic

Damn. But I saw...