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Accept the fact that he is not coming back.
Plus I'll bet you'll probably like a lot of the same toys.
Babies love me, man,
We're gonna stay here for the day, okay ?
Wait, you're gonna spend the day with jackie ?
How'd you do that ?
So if any guys come up to you and offer to teach you how to drive a stick,
I just need to speak to redin the car for a minute.
You of all people should understand how important sex is to a man.
eric,
That's weird. He was in front of me in the funnel cake line.
no.
What are you doin' in my house, hippie ?
Hey,
why is she making that weird face ?
Because I have a girlfriend.
I know what it is.
Just chuck it.
I can't forget my book. You know,
Except for that red one on the corner where the clown lives.
Go hold her.
But that's because you were peeing on my swing set.
My own baby hates me.