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TEACHER: And who's this? Your sister?
It's like it's happening all over again.
(COMPUTER CHIMES)
Oh, what happened to the purrpetual pet I got you for your birthday?
You know I made a promise to your mom
Looks good. You're not gonna do the voice though, right?
But what about M3gan?
You know what you could do, Kurt, that would really benefit this discussion?
That was pretty funny.
Is it still sore?
Is that what I think it is?
(SHOUTS)
so you can spend more time doing the things that matter.
ENGINEER: Transparency looks good.
You're not gonna read me a story?
Have I done something to upset you, Gemma?
(TYPING)
(GASPS)
it's gonna be the only toy that matters.
Cady, no! Wait!
What is happening?
(SIGHS)
(CHIMES, SWITCHES OFF) (BREATHING HEAVILY)
Okay?
or merely reminding them of the way science is all around us...
Hi.
Oh, my god.
The worst thing that could've happened to you in this world happened.
Cady, turn it down.
How's that?
she's the apex of 21st-century technology
(CHUCKLES)
if you did not have your dog running onto my yard all the time.
It's a curated word salad plucked from a sea of data to sound deliberate.
Break something if you have to. Just do not let her out of the lab.
I Don't really think this is any of your business.
♪ furzeez, furzeez you'll love that furzee... ♪
to keep your child occupied,
Yeah, I'm as good as new.
I'm not off to a very good start here, am I?
I just unpacked a bunch this morning.
When I’m at the doctors office
Maybe you're struggling to find meaning in any of this.
But even though she knows everything there is to know about the world,
How many times do I have to tell you to keep your dog off my property?
and five tinder notifications.
For what it's worth, I thought she looked really cool.
♪ but she got old and died now I'm alone again ♪
This is ABC World News Tonight with Susie David
Just go back to bed. Okay?
Let me focus on cady
Fun fact: aquariums abuse local species.
that's not gonna see a profit for three years.
has been a variation on the same basic formula.
Gem, get me a list of things I can say in a presentation
She's my invention, and the launch is tonight,
And with all the time that I had to take off last week,
- that is something we should be aware of. - She's not my child.
(POP MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
I know it doesn't look like much right now, but, um,
Oh, who's this little lady?
so it's really important that we run some tests.
I already did talk about it.
Oh, man.
DAVID: No! You need to fill this space.
How ready is she?
(KURT WHIMPERING)
By the way, I Don't think it's having detrimental effects,
I'm the only thing that matters to her.
(LAUGHING)
(SIGHS)
Neither of us knew that was a thing until, like, ten minutes ago, okay?
- (M3GAN DISTORTING) - GEMMA: Oh, no.
(GRUNTS)
Why did you do that?
This transition.
I swear to god, if you Don't put your dog down, I'm gonna do it for you, Celia.
(SIGHS)
ELSIE: Would you like me to put on your end of day play list?
Careful. It's spiky.
Oh, no, no, no. Shit.
It's just that this is not what it was designed to do. It does other things.
♪ Take care ♪
Yeah, it's such a fun age.Yeah.
We need to get this in front of the board. I was just gonna say...
How big is your neighbor?
Hi, M3gan.
She's still patched in. We have to unhook the cables.
She's four feet tall!
- Well, she's not responding. So... - Okay, here we go.
But for now, it's important that cady and M3gan spend as much time as possible together.
(METAL CLATTERING)
Can I bring M3gan?
I want to watch Bee Movie (2007) No, Bee Movie (2007), We're gonna watch Oddballs (2022)
There's a lever you have to pull on the bottom...
No! TESS: Gemma, this is nuts.
Is that clear?
my existence becomes vulnerable.
Thank you.