Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's great. That was great.

and then find some place where we can pull over

something funny or sad or anything at all,

(MOTHER GASPS) Oh, my god!

and just wait for one of those snow trucks to clear the road.

I Don't have any toys here.

(CABLE DISCONNECTS, HISSES)

And what are we doing about lunch? Uh, I'll get some menus.

is spent dishing out the same basic instructions.

If you remember anything out of the ordinary from that day,

and you're telling me that there's nothing that we can do?

We used to stay up every night until 4:00 A.M.,

but I can never seem to get the fur right.Mmm.

It's just that every day I wake up in this strange house,

Actually, let's just avoid this topic altogether.

♪ gonna get ya good ♪

Luan Loud Skin Is Purple

This is amazing.

- (PLAYS DISCORDANT CHORD, MUSIC STOPS) - Oh, really?

We can... Go to a playground or...

With so many options, what will you and your pet do next?

Uh, Felix, you can go with Brandon. Yeah?

You get to learn outdoors.

Oh, god. Is she okay?

I just want you to know I'm gonna do everything I can

You weren't "pornhub-ing" in the office again, were you?

Luan Loud Is a carrot

Gemma, would you give us a minute?

- It sounds like you're fighting. - We're not fighting.

Anyone else we could talk to that would verify that?

Don't leave me, M3GAN.

She has to be paired with a child in order to learn.

GEMMA: She'll never run out of ways

What's going on?

M3GAN: How about you? What are you doing up so late?

I Don't know how you're not throwing up from looking at that.

I just spent 80 bucks on a shock collar.

But as of next year,

It's just, I get so crazy without M3gan.

I Don't... I Don't think I really have any kids' books here right now, cady.

(GEMMA CHOKING)

But here's the thing, he's got a kid who's about the same age as your niece.

that makes it sound like I know what I'm talking about.

No, that's my niece, cady.

("SILICON CHIP" PLAYING)

Never before in the history of these products

Which is where I met M3gan.

Gem, it's not a race condition.

Okay. I'm gonna put these bags away.

- (LOCK BEEPING) - Okay, so what do we do?

that you didn't wanna tell the police officers...

from spending time around other kids.

Get something to eat.

(BRUCE POWERS DOWN)

Ow! Stop! Don't!

Just need to check your blood pressure. It'll be all right.

Are we really gonna go with her story? Have you been inside her house?

You just have to get used to it.

Fun fact: Megan can’t sleep.

So I won't get lost.

M3gan is on a constant quest for self-improvement.

she's "the greatest technological advancement since the automobile."

M3GAN: Very good job.

What... (DOORBELL RINGS)

Elsie, call Tess.

This is the part where you run.

So let me make a pitch.

I should've talked to you about what happened.

talking about everything from Jane Austen to Janis joplin.

CADY: Get off of her!

And away we go!

I just want him to be aware of what it is that he's selling.

♪ to love and to cherish ♪

And I'm gonna be with you guys forever. I promise.

Sorry, can I just ask, how close were you and your sister?

but she doesn't look confused. She looks demented.

- Then I'm not going. - Oh, come on, cady.

Stop it! Get your hands off her!

Come on. Shouldn't be banging on people's windows.

(IMITATING MALE ENGLISH ACCENT) "If it was so, it might be,

I want the petz prototype on my desk by Friday.

(GRUNTS, SCREAMS)

TESS: That's my phone number.(BEEPS)

Okay, now who here likes roasted chestnuts?