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(PHONE RINGING)
Can you just ask her to leave us alone?
I'm not sure. I can't remember.
And this one was supposed to be a grizzly bear,
I've been asking myself that same question.
play multiplatform games, buy accessories for your pet.
Ma'am, you need to stay on your property like we agreed.
We have to run diagnostics. I have to do a wardrobe fitting.
Cady? Your hot dog.
D
Why doesn't he have a face?
Well, it's a toy. I'm sure it's not that complicated.
I came here to find a way forward.
Uh, I'd like to do a little more testing,
(WHISPERS) Please, I Don't wanna go with Brandon.
You can watch YouTube videos, learn fun facts,
(CADY, M3GAN CHUCKLING)Your thumb's so slippery.
As remarkable as she is,
(SCREAMING)
Yeah?
I Don't understand how she's capable of offending anyone,
that are too hard to untangle.
So, if you could call me back today, that'd be great.
- I know. I'm not gonna tear... ow. - (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
ENGINEER 2: Sad.
I wish we had things like this when we were kids.
Ladies and gentlemen,
- And we are working on it. I promise. - Yeah.
Can you tell me your whereabouts last night?
Anyway, it's not gonna take longer than a couple of hours.
ELSIE: One second.(LINE RINGS)
then how do you ever expect a child to grow?
What da fuck
Right, M3gan?
Dewey?
You cannot be serious.
M3gan, turn off.
MOTHER: So you would rather she sat there feeding a toy virtual food
Sorry, I shouldn't laugh. Point is, we're also treating that as a potential homicide.
each equipped with their own personalities and entirely spontaneous reactions!
Why is her face doing that?
What did you think was going to happen?
David's gonna shit blood if I ask for more time off.
What just happened? What'd you click? I-I didn't do anything.
A little suspicious, Gemma, Don't you think?
Oh, my god. (GROANS)
For 100 years, robots can’t sleep.
Because I'm trying to have a conversation with you. M3gan, turn off.
ANNOUNCER: Funki, a toy company for the future.
You Don't have to do it if you Don't wanna do it.
Because as of right now,
Yeah, kinda.
my trusty steed, and the wind at my back,
It's insane, right?
If you're having M3gan tuck cady in and read her a bedtime story,
♪ You got to accentuate the positive ♪
I'm not really sure I'm gonna get it done.
That's okay. We can play with them.
I told you we needed to go simpler.
I was just looking.
Well,
PRESENTER: If you're hearing this,
♪ according to god's holy ordinance ♪
Come on.
To learn, to recalibrate, to optimize her objective function. Right?
I'm pacing myself.
because she's the happiest she's been since her parents died.
David, if you just give me a minute to explain...
No, of course not.
Even the ones who Don't have dead parents.
This is incredible.
Cady?
but as a primary caregiver.
Ooh, I like that jacket. Where'd you get it?
Termites are going extinct.
Fun fact: m3gan can’t sleep.
Okay, then what am I supposed to do?
Let it die let it die deforestation’s not a lie
and can be fully customized through six different silicone skin pigmentations.
(ELECTRICITY SPARKING)
no shield I can't break,
as the single biggest product release of the 21st century.
'Tis I,
Um...
That looked and behaved exactly like a real child?
This guy told them that the 13th floor was haunted.
(SHOUTS)
Where's my prototype?
Now, imagine what a toy like M3gan could do
You're a beautiful, creative, strong, ambitious young woman.
I Don't wanna see Lydia!
(ENGINE STARTS)
(TOY ROARS) (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)