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And, uh, when I'm done, we can go out somewhere.

ENGINEER 3: Wait, wait. Stop.

♪ If you should feel alone ♪

So, that's what I'm trying to do.

Have you seen this dog? It is a monster.

Cady, flush the toilet.

but that's only because I was using it as a launchpad for something bigger.

Luan Loud goes pop

Purrpetual petz are just like real pets,

Will she hold up to a public demonstration?

- I Don't know. - But you wanted this, right?

except that when you talk to them, they actually talk back!

I thought we were gonna limit screen time to 30 minutes a day.

But if we wanna stay ahead of that shift, we're gonna have to move fast.

I didn't know what to say, so I did the only thing I knew how to do.

If you're spending less time with your child as a result of M3gan,

I'm going to show her what real love looks like.

Jesus Christ. I Don't know anything about the dog, okay?

They speak eight different languages.

But the most exciting aspects about M3gan are the features still to come.

Gemma just dropped me on the table. But I'm okay. Clumsy Gemma.

Uh-oh. Cleanup on aisle seven.

♪ fire away, fire away ♪

M3gan, can I show you something?

Yeah, how long is that gonna take?

Why do I have to use a coaster?

And then all of a sudden, this thing crawls up her wrist,

I think the world's about to shift on its axis.

- But how does the water get outside the glass? - That's a great question, cady.

Okay, what I want you to do

There's another member from the family we didn't tell you about.

I know it was you!

I just have to update the app.

Especially from you young kids, okay?

She's paired with me. She won't play with anyone else.

and ran out of the house.

Uh, David, I just wanna be exceedingly clear that this was not my idea.

Mom always read me a story before bed.

I won't let anything harm you ever again.

You tell those two girls to stay on your side of the fence!

Let's just listen to some music, okay?

She always knows just what to say.

(GEMMA GASPS) M3gan.

TAKE THE ELEVATOR TO THE FIRST FLOOR, AND GET ME A CHOCOLATE MEXICANO.

Come on, thumb. Come on.

- We're all right. - We should've put chains on the car.

Purrpetual petz suck! They suck shit!

and get him to respond emotionally instead of analytically,

But, yeah, totally.

Are you listening to me, Brandon?

How long before I have to turn it off?

getting your sediment off of my driveway.

But the problem with toys like Bruce is that they're so expensive,

(CAR ALARM CHIRPS)

(POLICE RADIO CHATTER)

Well, hold on a second. I thought we were having a conversation.

You have six unanswered voice messages

And that's palliative care.

Well, 'cause you know, that music video from Michael Jackson.

for hundreds of thousands of kids all across the world.

Allow me to tell you a little bit about my wormhole.

She's not fit to be a mother. Look at her.

And the thing is, they love it. My son prefers it to regular school.

then when are you ever spending time with her or even talking with her?

Do you think what aunt Gemma said is true?

Could you please keep your dog on your side of the fence?

I begged you to please give me an option I can put on a shelf for 50 bucks.

♪ just reach out and you'll see ♪

Have you heard from Ryan's parents?

♪ tell me your dreams ♪

And it is so unfair,

GEMMA: Cady, this is getting ridiculous.

Check the inputs on the learning model.

(WHIMPERS) Stop!

Depends on the model, I guess.

I want to talk about it now!

When you blame somehing on ur siblings

I'm supposed to be at work already.

SHELLEY: Well, I only invited the staff. You said it was an online launch.

All right. Let's do it.

Yeah. I'll let you know if I see anything.