Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That was pretty funny.

Don’t make me domesticate you!

They're just trying to be supportive.

(SHOUTS, GRUNTS)

so I shouldn't even have her out in public.

GEMMA: Okay. So tell David whatever you need to.

when she looks at me, it's like...

The total and permanent cessation of all vital functions.

and she just started screaming like a maniac

That no matter how hard we try to avoid it,

has there been a talking doll you could actually have a conversation with.

CHILDREN: Yeah!

I can't promise you

What? What the hell?

I'll be all right.

One time, she found a cockroach in my schoolbag.

She's yours and yours alone.

Yeah, I know what you mean. It's a pretty obvious design flaw.

You can't make me do something I Don't wanna do.

(CARTOONS PLAYING ON TV)

BRANDON: Oh, I'm sorry.

Yeah, but M3gan's not a person, cady. She's a toy.

It's nice to meet you, cady.

Luan Loud is very wet

I can't believe you made this.

Can you let me see her?

you need to define the parameters.

♪ because now you have a friend that lives longer than you do ♪

The four-foot-tall robotic doll may look like Barbie on steroids,

(TOY CARS WHIRRING)

Oh, shit. It's stuck. GEMMA: Just be care...

Oh, my god! Ryan! Seriously!

The one who's always looking out the window at 3:00 A.M.

She said he's never on your property.

Sorry, yeah. Please, come in.

You didn't code in parental controls?

State law says he can't forcibly be put down.

And I want a swipe card for this door!

Tell me something about your mom. Something that makes you happy.

(CHUCKLES) How does he work?

He's a Real Baboon

but on our way up the mountain, we got hit by a snow truck.

- Whoa. Hey. What's going on? Hey, cady! - Let me go!

♪ may not lawfully be together... ♪

He was hit by a car.

M3gan, turn on.(SWITCHES ON)

but if not, it would be something to consider moving forward.

This is NBC nightly news with Chelsea Simpson

Yeah. She's fine.

Well, I'm not gonna let you do the same thing with cady.

MOTHER: What was Gemma thinking?

But if you could just hold down the fort by yourself for a little while,

And so it was decided

I'm worried that I'll forget all the things we did together.

Actually, I can. That's basically what a guardian does.

- Shit. - What is this?

(CLAPS) Dewey, bubs.

Listen, cady, um,

I Don't think I'd ever need another toy again.

but I'm not going to waste any more time discussing it.

It's hard. I can relate.

She probably didn't even have to pay for shipping.

Probably get you, like, another 60, 70 people?

Okay, can I have everyone off your phones and looking at me?

I can't think of one thing.

Well, if M3gan's responsible, we can't launch this.

after you took the life of an innocent person,