Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Luckily, I got you on the gorilla,

Divorce is traumatizing.

Oh. Did everybody hear that? My daughter called me "Dad"

- He did? - I didn't know about that.

You've never been in a relationship

Stupid. A block party?

and you have to be Scrooge McDuck to afford the chocolate one.

for a dazzling salute to the troops!

No, I like it. I just thought it would be better.

if I don't work in a video store?

Under the Tuscan Sun?

This town is not the land of milk and honey,

I know what I'm talking about. I majored in marketing.

[crowd shouting]

- I'll wait in the car, goose. - Okay.

They paid half our rent.

Oh, are we on TV? Listen, this dude is a genius.

What? I'm hella grown up.

is because you have a thing for her?

and get you half off on the foam machine and DJ booth

How about you give our viewers a tour of the last Blockbuster on the planet?

So many great breakup films.

- That's not what happened. - Allegedly.

- My point is the Internet sucks. - I would love to disagree,

since Amanda left me for a chef from Manchester

Wow. I guess congrats are in order.

If I were refereeing a game of National Parks Monopoly,

'cause you're my boy. I got you.