HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Probably God.
You can smell me all across the room.
That crack goes all the way up... No.
That's one of the rocks I wiped my cheesy fingers on.
I've maybe never changed the toner, I just shook it again
under God's log and became a man.
- Whoa. Whoa. - Okay.
♪ Starin' at the butts, always at the butts ♪
Call me Draco Malfoy ‘Cause I’m Slytherin!
Hmm, they must be talking in code.
Whoa!. Those'll never fricking come back there and fricking go there because those never fricking seem to come back there and fricking go there again!. Whoa!. Those'll never fricking come back there and fricking go there because those never fricking seem to come back there and fricking go there again!.
Uh, I'd have to charge, like, $20 a burger.
- Hey, thanks for your help. - Bye-bye.
Man, there is nothing like walking the mossy aisles
The Woolly Neptune isn't really $30 an ounce, is it?
Your directions were great.
I-I think it says "charsh."
Oh, this is unfortunate.
Since you can see so well, maybe you should be the one to mop.
- Perfect job. - Are you sure?
Whoa!. Those never fricking came back there and fricking went there again!. Whoa!. Those never fricking came back there and fricking went there again!.
Oh, you're putting them on me. Okay.
- (screams) - Whoa! Whoa!
It's just... These glasses only work for me.
The streets did feel a little safer that week.
Uh, but-but now, y... Um, yeah, I'm ready.
- But so is she. - Oh, she's the worst.
And the feathers on that bird.
(laughs)
It's probably a refill on your puberty.
- How you doing, buddy? - I don't know.
I could've sworn you guys went on that trail
- 'Cause they were in my sock? - Yeah.
- And low, moist valleys and gullies. - Mm.
No, thanks.
Okay, Gene, uh, we should get going, then.
♪ Doing helpful stuff, finding kitchen things ♪
Well, Th-they are both wearing sunglasses.
but we haven't checked Paradise Grove in a while,
But with my fuzzy eyes, I can barely see them, so,
Or are they moldy strawberries? Who knows?